MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS: 80S EDITION (PART II)
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”
“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.”
“Greetings and salutations.”
“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.”
“Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.”
“So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?”
“You’re beautiful.”
“I sound like a fucking psycho.”
“Are we going to prom or to hell?”
“You look like hell.”
“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs.”
“The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
“What’s your damage?”
“That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.”
“I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
“Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.”
“You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
“There’s a new sheriff in town.”
“I was teasing. I loved you.”
“They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”
“If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
“Why are you pulling on my dick?”
“I don’t really like my friends.”
“Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
“Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
“If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.”
“Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?”
“I shop, therefore I am.”
“You were nothing before you met me.”
“This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.”
“That was my first game of strip croquet.”
“Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?”
“That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ‘em something else.”
“What’s happenin’, hot stuff?”
“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”
“I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.”
“Don’t be a smartass.”
“You own a church?”
“Where the hell am I?”
“He is totally enamored of me.”
“I mean, I’ve had men who’ve loved me before, but not for six months in a row.”
“By night’s end, I predict me and her will interface.”
“They fucking forgot my birthday.”
“I can’t believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.”
“You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!”
“I’m not really a farmer. I’m a freshman.”
“I’m kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.”
“Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It’s bad for your complexion.”
“There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.”
“When you don’t have anything, you don’t have anything to lose. Right?”
“I think you’re just being a little selfish… and immature.”
“I’d shit twice and die.”
“Will you hurry it up? I’m breaking like, thirty major laws here.”
“I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.”
“Darling, is something bothering you?”
“You’re really acting like an asshole.”
“I thought she hated my guts.”
“I swear to God this has got be a joke.”
“She’s supposedly real sweet.”
“It’s really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.”
“I think you’re terrific; you’re beautiful, you’re intelligent, you’re sensuous…”
“What’s my mother going to say? I’ve disgraced my whole family!”
“You’re not going to tell me I have too much experience, are you?”
“What’s up? You seem kind of upset.”
“That was a very expensive vase, you bitch!”
“Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water.”
“Why do you keep saying the exact opposite of what I say?”
“I should warn you, I’m packing an iron.”
“He’s a person, I’m a person. I can’t say hello to him?”
“You really know how to sweep a girl back onto her feet.”
“I heard you calling me telepathically - I’m VERY psychic - so of COURSE I rushed right over.”
“You want me to spy on him?”
“Just tell me one more time what your solution is to this crisis.”
“You should go together. You look good together. “
“You should try to be more positive with your life, or you’re gonna wind up miserable.”
“Ohh, no, I am not available.”
“You’re irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.”
“People better stop calling me bimbo!”
“Is it something I could get fired for?”
“Why haven’t I met you before?”
“Okay, so you don’t eat lunch. Do you eat dinner?”
“I was having fun on this job! You had all this energy, and all these crazy ideas… and you kept taking your pants off.”
“Just follow the smell of money.”
“I am not a bimbo!”
“We’re all going through this. It’s our time at the edge.”
“It’s true love, my friend.”
“Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.”
“You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone’s heart.”
“I always thought we’d be friends forever.”
“Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.”
“She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”
“That’s Mr. Asshole to you.”
“Don’t you enjoy anything anymore… like girls?”
“You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.”
“I can’t believe this is happening to us.”
“Haven’t you heard of the sexual revolution?”
“I hate you, you little bitch!”
“There are several quintessential moments in a man’s life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.”
“Well, you’re all I think about.”
“How come you never ask me if I want a date?”
“I thought you were taking steps to phase out everything that wasn’t working in your life.”
“It ain’t a party till something gets broken.”
“Never trust a woman who says she isn’t angry.”
“Too bad they took your car, man.”
“As soon as I learn how to walk on water, I’ll get right on it.”
“Hey, everybody’s staring at me.”
“Life isn’t a problem to be solved. It’s a mystery to be lived. So live it.”
“How much longer are we gonna be doing this, man? I’m about to pee in my pants.”
“I thought things were supposed to be easy when you have money.”
“I don’t think you can hold onto anything until you let it go.”
“It was all for you.”
“It was NEVER for me, it’s your whole life.”
“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
“You just described every great success story.”
“Kickboxing. Sport of the future.”
“The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.”
“I love you. How many more times do I have to say it?”
“You’re a distraction.”
“Why do you eat that stuff? There’s no food in your food.”
“I just can’t have any social life right now.”
“If you start out depressed everything’s kind of a pleasant surprise.”
“I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.”
“I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.”
“Nobody knew me before tonight.”
“This is great. This gives me hope. Thanks.”
“Why can’t you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?”
“I’ll always be there for you.”
“Bitches, man.”
“You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious… and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!”
“Dude, I don’t even feel that way about my car, man.”
“Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?”
“That was a mistake.”
“Everything else means nothing to me. If I hurt you again, I’ll die.”
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