Living is Loving.

50% Puns || 25% sass || 25% cool socks Ask me about my cat. ~We all have different reasons for forgetting how to breathe.~

[loversdreamersandyou]

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[takethepizzarollsoutoftheoven]

[undeadrobin]

someone at the humane society is having fun

[undeadrobin]

wAIT i missed the best one

[wanderingmeatloaf-deactivated20]

@hellatrashley @piangoforte lost it

[trapcard]

she really put how I think into actual words like wow.

[zackisontumblr]

“I have so much to do” *collapses on bed*

[yesjezebel]

Thank you!

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

[noobtheloser]

[lisbon]

Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don’t have time for people who aren’t on their team

[sunglasseshorse]

falling asleep on someone’s chest

wrapping your arms around each other

synching heartbeats and breathing slowly

falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear

forehead kissies and murmured affections

naps

[freeleech-deactivated20140301]

MONSTER TRUCKS

[dogherlikemikevick-deactivated2]

[marauders4evr]

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude!”

Are you sure?

Like are you REALLY sure?

[bellthekat]

This person was really dedicated to making that point.

[marauders4evr]

You don’t know the half of it.

This was the third take.

The other two…..did not………….end………………………..well.

[tragicselfie]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are three kinds of people… (via akilan_shady)

[malcolmcooks]

[propheticidiot]

i made some memes for potential employers to consider

[propheticidiot]

this ones the best