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We are coming down but we will never, never land |--| Malcolm/Teddy, 30s, queer+nb, he/him |--| Header by @aforgotto |--| DMs open (this means YOU 👁️👁️)

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[malcolmcooks]

[malcolmcooks]

Ues you DO look cute with your overalls tied around your waist and just a tank top on but please, while you're wel- yes, and the grease stains and beads of sweat look very nice - but while you're welding please remember that your overalls are PPE and need to be worn properly to protect your skin from sparks and droplets of molten metal. yes, okay, fine, if you're just tightening miscellaneous nuts and bolts with a wrench then thats fine I suppose

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i appreciate this, but in a world where your gay brothers and sisters are being actively punished if not outright killed for having sex—in a fascist society that is trying to make gay sex a crime and has successfully done so in the past, in ways that still harm us today—we have GOT to be there for gay sex and the people having it. it doesn’t make you any less gay not to have sex, but that’s not something bigots are going to take into account, and if they do, it only stands to make you “one of the good ones” and pit you against your siblings and loved ones. whether someone personally wants sex or not, i think we have a responsibility to defend the people who do just as much as the people who don’t.

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Sure, but it’s not been long since this entire website was virulently anti-asexuals so that’s probably worth keeping in mind too. We actually don’t defend people who don’t have sex very much at all. And trust me, the bigots don’t love it either so.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i dont disagree that asexual people have faced hostility, including on this website.

“don't stigmatize gay sex" and "don't stigmatize asexuality" are compatible positions. we can and should defend both. what im pushing back against is a strain of rhetoric that treats consensual sex as inherently suspect, gross, or morally dubious. that line of thinking is not in defense of asexual people; its a judgment of people who have (gay) sex

[malcolmcooks]

speaking as an asexual (not that I need to qualify my objectively correct opinion), people should really be grown up to recognise that being sex-repulsed is something internal to them and saying stuff like "sex is yucky and gross" is overall harmful and also self-infantilising

[ponett]

it's summer! it's pride! it's my fursona!

[malcolmcooks]

the seven heavens, the nine hells, and the 158 miscellaneous unaligned dead worlds

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why are fallout 4 companions of all people so judgmental when you pick up junk? Don’t they know that in this universe you can turn two wrenches and a carton of cigarettes into a fully functional mattress?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think it’s confirmed in universe that these workbenches have some kind of mysterious properties because they can clear rubble that heavy machinery can’t get rid of.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When you break into that dlc vault or whatever the overseer tells you that the workbench can clear out the rubble. She’s had access to operational heavy construction equipment down there for over 200 years and she says that the rockslide was too much for it to handle.

And yet the workbench can clear the rubble in seconds. Same thing happens at the castle when you break into the armory with the minutemen. The workshop can remove rubble that Ronnie Shaw can’t figure out how to get rid of.

I’m just saying if they can do that, it must be something about the workbenches that allow us to make fully functional gas powered generators out of cigarette lighters, old cans, and lightbulbs.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[malcolmcooks]

practicing for my driving theory test and why does this lorry look like a gentle and timid beast?

I would hold out my hand with an apple or a carrot in offering and approach calmy and slowly, not making direct eye contact and speaking softly in a soothing tone

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shh. no more movies. its just WKUK Sex Robot now.

[rvllybllply2014]

You’ve heard of the polar express, now get ready for the chocolate express

[rabbitindisguise]

are you fucking kidding me man

[malcolmcooks]

if you are a train fan the sexiest thing you can do rn is come into my inbox and tell me all about any inconsistencies or innacuracies you have notices with the design of this locomotive 👀

[puyopuyo]

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

[malcolmcooks]

do you ever look at a playlist you made and think

wow my music taste really is impeccable

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[malcolmcooks]

now if you really wanted you could probably train the eagles to tell you where the fish are