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Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.

gentlemanuniverse

Words

decalexas

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

ravenclawravings

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Every once in a while, a Ravenclaw uses the same spell that’s in the Great Hall to make the ceiling in their common room mimic the weather outside. Most of them find it calming, especially when it’s raining.

webofgoodnews

With rat problems up 67%, Chicago is trying an old fashioned, low tech, solution to solve the problem -- $600 cats.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my god

mactiir

this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome

crookedhillary-delete-deactivat

LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.

REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.

IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.

hug-ur-entp

10/10 would hunt rats with.

foxoiseau

Ti-Ne is carefully planning every single step toward a certain goal and making it seem spontaneous and effortless and Ne-Ti is just making shit up as you go and realising it turned out better than if you had a plan in fhe first place

theperksofbeingaperk

aliceinadultland

Personality cards: ENTP edition

#typing within the types mbti vs. Harry Potter housings

taquito

people who ignore friendly street cats who walk up to them are going to hell

sappharah

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

harryshouse

norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

conquerorwurm

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

combeferret

#stop calling me out

stem-stims

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

dexer-von-dexer

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

jakeperallta

we have decided to stan

tom-hiddlestons-loki

The snake story 😹

izhunny

That small smile is literally the best thing.

thegirlinthebyakko

Banner’s face in this is everything.

His soft little ‘no!’

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Taika really finally looked at Thor and its characters and said “this is sort of fun, but we could be having, like 100 times more fun.” And he did it. And for as long as I live I won’t be over it.