rook's place

《thinking of getting a pet》 《future farm owner》 《18 F she/her》 FLOOD MY DMS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hobby: using ‘an’ before any and all words that start with vowels.

[rookisme-blog]

After binging She-ra, this is my review

[ursawood]

im so fucking tired can I get a Gay Content that doesn't look like this

[nessa007]

Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

mood

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

for context, OP is arguing with everyone in the comments trying to give him advice on how to cook lentils for his wife in the Trader Joe’s subreddit

[darkfate7]

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[certified-coward]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[hotdogpeasant]

This picture conveys more emotion than anything currently being shown off in the National History Museum

[coloredpoof]

Bruh, why are we all the same. My anxiety just shot up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[tk-senpai]

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

[allatariel]

“…in a world full of change…” That pun is worth the $100 ostensibly spent to make the original joke!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

120k notes and you’re the first to notice

[hawkbubble]

Correct me if I’m wrong but 2,000 × 5 = 10,000. Then you take the 10,000 cents and then divide by 100 because there’s 100 cents in a dollar. It’s $100.

[rookisme-blog]

Me (no idea what a nickel is worth):

Guess they're all just correct or wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I want a word for when you’re typing but your hand is in the wrong spot, like one row above, a key to the side, whatever, and you’re typing from muscle memory and you get a complete mess cause you off by one.. I’m not gonna be impressed with technology until autocorrect can catch this shit

[qasian-tech-support]

Keysplashing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[queerphobiqe]

[rookisme-blog]

they..sound like cows?

[showerthoughtspost]

Seeing a teacher outside of school is the lowest level of celebrity sighting.

[behindsuchgreeneyes-deactivated]

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

[322]

crush anon to lovers (slow burn)

[dopethrone-deactivated20241028]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[tsukiomoon]

Omfg LMAOOOOO