My name is Inge. I use Det/Det pronouns, but They/Them works all the same.
And my name iis Holtti! He/Him or II'll be real nasty to you fuckers!
Hulder OSHA is a department that works to protect Huldrefolk and any other human-passing creatures while they are visiting the human world.
Holtti and I remain in the seeing world to help guide you safely through human encounters and customs to better blend in with them.
Yeah! And we're pretty fuckiing awesome at thiis human thiing too! So ask ur questiions iif u got them. II'm sure we've got an answer to anythiing you'd want to ask us!
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I wish to conduct a survey of OSHA, if you don’t mind: Out of these terms, which do you feel fits your species?
- Human
- Demon
- Fair Folk (Or any related terms)
- Animal/Animal-Adjacent
- Undead - Any Form
- Post-Human/Previously Human
- Robotic/Android/Otherwise Mechanical
- Eldritch/Eldritch Decendant
- Ghost/Dead
- Angelic
- Vampiric - This Includes Vampiric Thralls, Dhampirs Etc
- “Monster”/Non-Specific Humanoid
- Other (Please Specify)
You may choose as many catagories as you like, and if you wish to elaborate, please do so!
Alright, I’ll register you as Fair Folk(Huldra) and Fair Folk(Ulda). They’re mostly being used as umbrella terms, just to see what kind of species are in OSHA, especially which ones may need extra care. Speaking of which, is there anything I should be aware of. We have several rooms that contain no iron or man-made products, as many Fair Folk of varying denominations are sensitive to those, should any other arrangements be made?
Also, Holtii mentioned he was an Ulda, what's that?
Also also, I brought some chicken for him. Holds up a tupperware full of chicken.
Holtti's ears twitched and perked up at the mention of the chicken as he scampered over to Mike with a wide grin.
You are my favoriite person chiicken man.
Hello again Mike. That is a good question. And one I hope I can provide a good enough answer for as it is not always easy to explain.
They seemed to take a moment to think over words, watching as Holtti invaded Mike's space to grab at the tupperware of chicken like the feral gremlin he is.
I will give a somewhat quick run down for the sake of time.
(( @osha-cafeteria-worker ))
Huldrefolk, Huldrefolket in Norwegian, or Hulder (Plural) is somewhat of an umbrella term for the forest spirits and peoples who live in what I call the underground. A mirror world hidden away from humans, and we are typically found in the Nordic regions of Europe.
Hulder (singular), or Huldra as is more commonly spoken, are a specific people. We are generally female and considered beautiful to the human eye. We have several identifying traits, however I do not feel comfortable to identify them for you.
Our male counterparts, Huldrekall, sometimes called 'tusse', are not blessed with our beauty and do not tend to venture to the seeing world as humanity shuns and treats them poorly.
We are the common folk in Norway.
In Sweden you will find Skogsrå or Tallemaja, who are forest spirits who appear similarly beautiful to us Huldra, though differences vary in appearance. They are often smaller than us in stature and have similar but different identifying traits.
Reeholtti, is from Finland. Where several different Hulderfolk can be found. He identifies as an Ulda. Ulda are much more mischievous and rambunctious than the Norwegian and Swedish Hulders... They are also sh-
Don't you fuckiing say short Inge.
...
Ulda are hobbit sized.
I hope this can begin to answer your question.
OOC: Mun would like to say right off the bat that I am not from any Nordic country and I simply have a hyperfixation on huldrefolk... I am taking some creative freedoms on my interpretations of the folklore for each type of hulder.
HOWEVER. I am more than happy to hear from people who are more familiar with the folklore, both so I can have better interpretations, but also because I love reading about the folklore in general.
II dunno much about Faeriies or theiir whole schtiick. But iif II hung out around the cafeteriia would II have the opportuniity to get more of thiis food out of you?
Because II would talk about anythiing wiith the crew iif that were a thiing.
Also, Holtii mentioned he was an Ulda, what's that?
Also also, I brought some chicken for him. Holds up a tupperware full of chicken.
Holtti's ears twitched and perked up at the mention of the chicken as he scampered over to Mike with a wide grin.
You are my favoriite person chiicken man.
Hello again Mike. That is a good question. And one I hope I can provide a good enough answer for as it is not always easy to explain.
They seemed to take a moment to think over words, watching as Holtti invaded Mike's space to grab at the tupperware of chicken like the feral gremlin he is.
I will give a somewhat quick run down for the sake of time.
(( @osha-cafeteria-worker ))
Huldrefolk, Huldrefolket in Norwegian, or Hulder (Plural) is somewhat of an umbrella term for the forest spirits and peoples who live in what I call the underground. A mirror world hidden away from humans, and we are typically found in the Nordic regions of Europe.
Hulder (singular), or Huldra as is more commonly spoken, are a specific people. We are generally female and considered beautiful to the human eye. We have several identifying traits, however I do not feel comfortable to identify them for you.
Our male counterparts, Huldrekall, sometimes called 'tusse', are not blessed with our beauty and do not tend to venture to the seeing world as humanity shuns and treats them poorly.
We are the common folk in Norway.
In Sweden you will find Skogsrå or Tallemaja, who are forest spirits who appear similarly beautiful to us Huldra, though differences vary in appearance. They are often smaller than us in stature and have similar but different identifying traits.
Reeholtti, is from Finland. Where several different Hulderfolk can be found. He identifies as an Ulda. Ulda are much more mischievous and rambunctious than the Norwegian and Swedish Hulders... They are also sh-
Don't you fuckiing say short Inge.
...
Ulda are hobbit sized.
I hope this can begin to answer your question.
OOC: Mun would like to say right off the bat that I am not from any Nordic country and I simply have a hyperfixation on huldrefolk... I am taking some creative freedoms on my interpretations of the folklore for each type of hulder.
HOWEVER. I am more than happy to hear from people who are more familiar with the folklore, both so I can have better interpretations, but also because I love reading about the folklore in general.
Hey there, welcome to the OSHA network. I'm Mike, the @osha-cafeteria-worker, and I'm just here to check in and see if the... *checks note card* "Hull-ders" have any special dietary requirements, allergies or food intolerances I need to be aware of.
Also, I would like to let you know that today's special is a poulet aux quarante gousses d'ail, which is just a very fancy way to say "chicken with a shitload of garlic."
OH FUCK YEAH FOOD! Nah, we can eat pretty much anythiing a human can. II don't have any diiet stuff goiing on personally. But that sounds absolutely DELIICIIOUS my guy. Can't wait to get my hands on it!
Inge on the other hand..
Oh quiet you. I just have much simpler tastes.
More liike boriing and tasteless...
I just prefer simple meals such as porridge or apple slices... But as Holtti already said, your cooking will not be a problem for the two of us. Thank you for asking Mike.
