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22.04.2026

sidney “went to switzerland just to play with macklin again” crosby and connor “definitely prefer him on my left side than going against him” mcdavid and nathan “he’s the future, he’s the truth” mackinnon and mark “i know you just asked me about my hat trick but man playing with mack is amazing” scheifele and team “he’s so humble and down to earth, such a good kid, so fun to be around” canada

genuinely what does macklin do to all these men to make them constantly fall in love with him in the blink of an eye. they’re obsessed. they look so happy to play with mack and get so fond whenever they’re talking about him. when asked about mack’s hockey, they always dutifully praise his skills, and then continue, unprompted, to gush about how he’s the nicest kid in the world, just treats everyone so well, such a joy to be around, exactly like sid. whether they’re coaches, teammates, opponents, reporters, or random men off the street he interacts with for three seconds as they press him for a pic, none of them can get enough. they’re all kidnapper risks, every single one of them

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Will is actually just what happens when you have access to Mack all the time

cindycrysob

Hello! It’s May 28th, 2026. I haven’t been on here in so long. I feel like a stranger here but I was just informed that my blog has become the ancient texts.

To all the baby hockey fans now discovering my blog, enjoy what I posted all those years ago. When I was your age, I told myself that if I was still on tumblr in my 30s I would probably kms. Nothing wrong with that but it was just something I wanted to grow out of and I did.

I don’t even know how to make a gif anymore. 15 years ago, making gifs was like trying to assemble and atomic bomb. You just had to be there.

And for anyone who wants to know about the username, the haters would call Sidney Crosby names like Cindy, Cindy Crybaby, and Cindy Crysob. So I took the name so no lame bitch could have it. And I will keep this name until this website dies or I do.

gasptheywere

sockenpuppe

and once again, someone just bouncing off

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elqiao

“Let’s talk about nasty for a second. I think the Rangers strike the right balance between nasty and finesse; I think the Penguins do because inherently their best player is a bastard. Make no mistake, Sidney Crosby is a bastard - I love Sid, but he’s a bastard. He’s crafty, and he’s dirty - that’s why we like Sid.” - MvsW 1/23/13