Alastor Harfelt

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Welcome, dear listeners!

ASK RULES!

Please don't make a sexual topic the entire point of your ask.

Please keep swearing to a minimum

Vincent is alive in this AU

MOD IS A MINOR!! DO NOT SEND PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OR VIDEOS OF ANY KIND!!!

other blogs!

Main account: @sharkyittyshark

Art page: @its-hardlyart

Ask Vox: @voxtek-sharks

Ask Charlie: @askcharlie-morningstar

Ask (demon) alastor: @ask-alastor-radiodemon

Ask Niffty: @niffty-themaid

Ask Usine (DR oc): @theultimatebaker

Writing blog: @addsverse

OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION

This blog is Murdermedia

Vincent: @not-a-cult-lead3r or @vincentwhitmanvoxtek

(Sorry for pings)

No taken annons yet!

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"I want you to do your school work tomorrow to make up for today" my stepmom last night

The call is coming from inside the house btw

I am not doing ts

that's very unfortunate, dear. Though you should still focus in school

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do you curl your hair or is it just naturally that luscious? :3

it is this naturally perfect

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I’m a big fan of Nat King Cole. I think his song Smile (1954) fits you pretty well. If you haven’t already I’d highly recommend giving it a listen.

I'll definitely check it out, dear

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Uhm hii u seem cool gen uhm anyway uh how's new orleans

Also witchcraft stuff i got

Oh and can we be friends? Sorry I say sorry too much ahhh

no Orleans is great, my dear. And I suppose we could be acquaintances if you couldn't assist me in some of this "witchcraft"

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Alastor. Im starting to hate these modern eletronics as well. It makes people act ridiculously annoying

me too, dear. It makes Vincent very annoying

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First ime talking to a serial killer, kinda nervous

no need to be scared, dear. Though you should be scared of Vincent if he sees you talking to me

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im sorry but how the HELL do u stand the look of the TV host guy

(ooc: i LOVE murdermedia its so cool) (i hope i spelled that correctly)

who says I stand it. He's the one who stares

@not-a-cult-lead3r @vincentwhitmanvoxtek

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Marry me Alastor!!! I will be a good house gremlin, and I will bring you people for dinner every night, and I'll clean the house for you!!! PLEASE I'M DESPERATE!!!!!!! PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

hm, you'll have to ask Vincent.

@vincentwhitmanvoxtek @not-a-cult-lead3r

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I fixed it and added some blood and some skeleton and a dead body

Ah, perfect! Truly a home

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I JUST SENT YIU A FLIRTY ASK BUT I FORGOT TO SPECIFY THAT IT WAS A JOKE

ITS A JOKE IM NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO FLIRT OR BE CREEPY

ooc.

Please dont worry!!!! I assumed it was a joke :))

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Hey sexy~

I know im sexy, dear

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I know what you are.

@vincentwhittman-vox

//sorry about the 3 asks, I just realized I tagged someone that wanst myself in accident 😭😭😭

And what exactly is that? Hm?

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Hey alastor

Hi, my dear.

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Make me a sandwich, baby~

@not-a-cult-lead3r (A very drunk Vincent)

Baby? Where is this coming from, Vincent? You never use pet names for me..

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Don’t fuckin’ question me woman and make me a goddamn sandwich

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I'm not the woman, YOU'RE the woman.

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Make me a sandwich, baby~

@not-a-cult-lead3r (A very drunk Vincent)

Baby? Where is this coming from, Vincent? You never use pet names for me..

[vincentwhitmanvoxtek]

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Al Keeps on biting me, it hurts and makes me bleed a LOT. Which is hella annoying because I’m on blood thinners and it won’t scab over!

Though I am happy to feed him, he calls me a good boy.

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You are a good boy~ now come over here so I can nibble more