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America Itself.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: This is The Saturday Night Shoe Angel

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: Not today…not today

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: On the menu it’s called “The Single Egg Theory” Hard Bone, Tough Skin

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: As it should be.

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Weagel Show – END GAME 002 – Carving

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: If I cut back on the Lotto tickets I can finally look like Margot Robbie

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: Redacted Treat Menu Hell it may become a generational thing - father to son, son to father - and so, someday, in 2075, my great-great-great grandson can walk into the National Archives and order himself a Whoppers Avalanche.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: Now do you believe me? These only appear when I photograph really hard.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: A Beacon in the Darkness My friend Kevin outlined a new marshmallow-cereal-based philosophy for me. This part is his response to evolution.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: And Steel Hearts Vinyl Mustard.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: This is the vegan option I'm all for fun and games, but there's no substitute for good personal hygiene.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: When your children ask, tell them this is why we killed the oceans. You don't event have to squint.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: Freedom isn’t free. I want you to meet the team that saved my life.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: Almost There. There's always more road.

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MORNING REPORT: The Coupon Didn’t Work I'm stuck down here with the gravel-eaters. They told me I'd get used to it; that I would come to enjoy it. And with the right amount of turkey gravy, I almost do. Almost.

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MORNING REPORT: Internet Sabotage

MORNING REPORT: Internet Sabotage

I taped multiple 9 volt batteries to my thighs and found that running in a circle clockwise decreases my affinity for upholstered walls. Running counter-clockwise brought me back to blogging. I will use this space to bring you the latest updates on the vitamins and supplements you need. Especially in these Troubled Times. The vaccine didn’t work. I still feel everything.

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PHOTO EVIDENCE: No one believed him.