Susan H. Greeves / ReGen

SDN Dispatcher // Retired Hero // Fucking Tired. // Dispatch OC RP Blog

[human-pin-cushion]

> BOOTING SYSTEM

> ANALYZING DATA

> OPENING EMPLOYEE FILE

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" Yeah, it's me, don't cream your pants. "

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NAME & PRONOUNS:

- Susan Harold Anderson ( SHE / HER )

DOB:

- January 21st, 1995 ( 31 Y/O )

ABILITIES:

- Rapid Cell Regeneration; Compared to Fictional Hero DEADPOOL

EMPLOYMENT STATUS:

- Dispatcher of INTEL Unit ( October 22, 2025 - Present )

PREVIOUS POSITIONS:

- MEDICAL LEAVE ( July 14, 2023 - October 21, 2025 )

- Head of INTEL Unit ( Expected Start Date: August 21, 2023 )

- Tester of INTEL Unit ( December 31, 2022 - July 14, 2023 )

- A-Tier Hero ( August 18, 2014 - December 11, 2022 )

- C-Tier Hero ( January 21, 2013- August 17. 2014 )

- Hero Intern ( December 10, 2010- January 20, 2013 )

PERSONAL STATEMENTS:

- " She's kinda a bitch now, it's funny. " Zero, INTEL Member

- " Sarcasm is like, her middle name or something. It's kinda nice on patrol. " Wonderboy, INTEL Member

- " I feel bad for her, with what happened. I'm glad she decided to come back. " Blonde Blazer, SDN Hero

- " Girl, she's wonderful. Though, I'm kinda biased. She's my roommate. " Mammelion, INTEL Member

MEDICAL RECORD:

- Loss of L. Leg ( July 13, 2023 )

- Vision Impairment in L. Eye ( July 13, 2023 )

- Injury to abdomen, deep, anterior ( July 13, 2023 )

- Deep gash on R. Side Face (x2) ( July 13, 2023 )

> EXTENDED RECORD IN ARCHIVES

ACCOMIDATIONS

- Part-Time Wheelchair User

- Prosthetic Leg

- Glasses

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> CLOSING FILE

OOC

Hello Friends! Welcome to my RP Blog! I am so excited to finally throw this wonderful OC out into the world. I've been tuning her up for a few months now, so it's taken me a minute to get her on here.

FYI

Susan, while a lovely Dispatch OC, may touch on some topics such as PTSD, depression, and the overall effects of serious injury. If any of these topics make you uncomfortable, feel free not to interact. I WILL be tagging all potentially triggering topics with the proper trigger warnings, as well as with #pincushion-breakdown , just to make avoiding hard topics easier for those who need to.

I can't wait to share more about the INTEL Unit, which can be found here: @sdn-intel Let's just say there's a rocky history as to how it got started :)

And now a bit about me!!

My name is Jamie, and I'm currently in medical classes. My main is @james-the-idiot , and all follows will come from there. Dispatch has been a lovely fixation of mine since release, so woo! And I will try to be as active on here as possible.

I am over 18, so be mindful when interacting. I also do not take any romantic or NSFW advances in any way from anyone, so if you send asks of that sort I will kindly ignore them. Angst, however, is welcome.

Current PFP:

I made this on Picrew. I plan to actually draw Susan at some point but here we are. Here's the PFP as well as a silly alternate version.

And here is the Picrew Link!

Panqueques maker

This is my second Picrew! Feel free to use it as an icon on any social media. Please do not use it as an NFT or for any profit. All re

[human-pin-cushion]

" Oookay, good morning, Intel. It is currently 7:29 AM, so you have about 40 minutes until your shifts start. Sorry for the delay, there were a few pieces of paperwork that didn't go through until last night. So, lets get rolling, yeah? "

" As you know, the Intel Unit is.. tough. It's physical, and violent, and there is a very strong possibility you'll get hurt. Not deathly injured, but maybe enough for a few stitches. We've gone to as many lengths as possible to keep injury to a minimum, but sometimes it just... Sometimes we can't change what happens. "

" So, as you suit up today, and recieve your assignments, I want you all to keep in mind how exactly you got here. I'll be on the line the entire time you're out, so please, if you need anything, just call. I'll let you all get back to your mornings. "

- Line Drops

[ @rabbitluckisfake @musique-sdn-dispatchoc @theindustryplant ]

[im-only-39-fuckers]

Chase. I seek revenge and I need help.

- @human-pin-cushion

shit what now?

(Ooc how the fuck did I not see this😭)

[human-pin-cushion]

Shit. I forgot. Someone stole my pens and I was ready to enact some form of revenge plan and I forgot who stole them.

Sorry.

// lmaoooo it be like that sometimes

[blondestblazer]

" Miss Blazer, have you seen my pens? You'd think people would have the mind to not steal from the wheelchair bound dispatcher, yet here we are. "

-@human-pin-cushion

Pens? What pens? I’ll help you look for them but I assure you I didn’t take them.

I haven’t done any manual paperwork in months, I usually just make the dispatches do that stuff while I do the digital work and write ao3 fanfics on my computer in the breaks.

[human-pin-cushion]

" . . . I'm going to ignore the second half of that for now. Thank you, I do appreciate your help. I'm very close to resorting to violence. "

[blondestblazer]

No problem!! :D oh— don’t resort to violence, I’m sure someone close by has it. Check Beef’s corner he steals stuff sometimes to play with them.

[human-pin-cushion]

" I moreso meant in the realm of violence against who keeps stealing them. This is the third time this week they've been stolen. But if Beef has them this time, I can't be mad at Beef. "

[blondestblazer]

I meaaaan If we look at the bright side at least if someone else has them that means you didn’t lose them elsewhere? Technically?

I bet Beef is curled up with your pens though

[human-pin-cushion]

" I will look. Thank you, Miss Blazer. Now, uh, about you giving Dispatchers your paperwork. Is that why manilla folders keep showing up at my desk for me to sign? And my I ask exactly what kind of fanfiction you're writing? I'm curious now. "

[blondestblazer]

From now on I’m just going to start breakdancing every time someone tells me something stressful in the office

[mecha-man-official]

Love that for you 🔥🔥

[blondestblazer]

Thank you. From now on I’m going to hold dance competitions between the teams every Thursday.

[human-pin-cushion]

Do I have to participate?

[blondestblazer]

" Miss Blazer, have you seen my pens? You'd think people would have the mind to not steal from the wheelchair bound dispatcher, yet here we are. "

-@human-pin-cushion

Pens? What pens? I’ll help you look for them but I assure you I didn’t take them.

I haven’t done any manual paperwork in months, I usually just make the dispatches do that stuff while I do the digital work and write ao3 fanfics on my computer in the breaks.

[human-pin-cushion]

" . . . I'm going to ignore the second half of that for now. Thank you, I do appreciate your help. I'm very close to resorting to violence. "

[blondestblazer]

No problem!! :D oh— don’t resort to violence, I’m sure someone close by has it. Check Beef’s corner he steals stuff sometimes to play with them.

[human-pin-cushion]

" I moreso meant in the realm of violence against who keeps stealing them. This is the third time this week they've been stolen. But if Beef has them this time, I can't be mad at Beef. "

[blondestblazer]

" Miss Blazer, have you seen my pens? You'd think people would have the mind to not steal from the wheelchair bound dispatcher, yet here we are. "

-@human-pin-cushion

Pens? What pens? I’ll help you look for them but I assure you I didn’t take them.

I haven’t done any manual paperwork in months, I usually just make the dispatches do that stuff while I do the digital work and write ao3 fanfics on my computer in the breaks.

[human-pin-cushion]

" . . . I'm going to ignore the second half of that for now. Thank you, I do appreciate your help. I'm very close to resorting to violence. "

[sdnshouldpaymemore]

" Dale, do you know who keeps taking my pens? "

- @human-pin-cushion

Dale looked up from his desk. All he could offer was a sympathetic smile and a slow shake of the head.

"Can't say that I do, sorry. Pens seem like they're doubly hard to keep a handle on around here..."

Part of why his favorite pens were confined to his house.

"You could always try the copier? Lots of people stash pens over there."

[human-pin-cushion]

" Thanks, appreciate it. You'd think people wouldn't steal from the wheelchair bound dispatcher but noooo, why would they have the common sense for that? "

[ Susan is unsure why these pens matter so much. I am also unsure why these pens matter so much. ]

[flam-bae]

" Oi, Flambe, you seen my pen cup? First the pens were gone, and now the cup. "

- @human-pin-cushion

No, haven't.

Maybe Robbo has them, he already stole Sonar's stapler.

[aussie-robertson]

for the last fucking time I dont have his stapler

[human-pin-cushion]

Do you have my pens?

[aussie-robertson]

No I don’t mate, I don’t have ya pens and I don’t have his stapler

[human-pin-cushion]

Damnit. Do you know who might have them? You'd think people would have the mind not to steal from the wheelchair user but here we are.

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Accuse my Muse of a crime. They can only respond with either 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty'.

Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

[flam-bae]

" Oi, Flambe, you seen my pen cup? First the pens were gone, and now the cup. "

- @human-pin-cushion

No, haven't.

Maybe Robbo has them, he already stole Sonar's stapler.

[aussie-robertson]

for the last fucking time I dont have his stapler

[human-pin-cushion]

Do you have my pens?

[rrobertson3]

(everything here is OOC)

Hey y’all, this is mostly for my fellow RP blogs in this wonderful community. I thought it would be a nice idea if we maybe started a discord server for this Dispatch RP community we’ve got going on, to be able to all chat to one another, plan out possible interactions, and maybe RP using those character app things (idk how they work but we’ll figure it out lmao)

lmk if you’d be interested and if there’s enough of you I’ll send you a link once we get it all set up 🫶

@flam-bae @punch-up @coupe-degrace @invisibi-gal @phenomaman-katonur @golem-gravy @batboner69 @batmanz @chase-trackstar-sdn @theblondeblazer @malevola-gibb-rp @prisim--gurllll @royd-engineer @sdnmascot @veil-sdn @iheareverythingactually @floodinginthisrandomcubicle @verymoistguy122 @the-crimson-prowler @hr-sdn-rep @sdn-hr-official @elliot-connors @lightningstruckdispatch @ooupygooupy @toxicasfuc @red-ring-robert-robertson-iii @mechamanthethird @thefireandtheflame @aussie-robertson @decibel-sdn @robert-robertson-but-french @mandynotblazer @blondestblazer @spiteofgloves3 @batty-jay @waterboy-zteam @chase-star-sdn @prismisthegoatofbling @icanhearyoumf @foreseer-sdn @beef-beeferson3 @bestestboibeef @tchnursesstation @rrobertsonnumber1fan

(sorry if I missed anyone, this goes out to this whole community regardless 🙏)

[aedearly]

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₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[flam-bae]

" Oi, Flambe, you seen my pen cup? First the pens were gone, and now the cup. "

- @human-pin-cushion

No, haven't.

Maybe Robbo has them, he already stole Sonar's stapler.

[human-pin-cushion]

Thanks, I'll go interrogate him. He's at his desk yeah?

[sardinesnewbartender]

[ A new face rolls into the bar. A woman in a wheelchair, missing a leg. She rolls up to the bar, transitioning as swiftly as possible to a bar stool, and swivels around. She seems to be keeping her face covered, between her hood and her posture. ]

Possible to get a drink around here?

- @human-pin-cushion

Woo! My first patron!

Well this is a bar so of course you're getting a drink, what would you like?

[human-pin-cushion]

Whisky on the rocks. Whatever's cheapest.

[sardinesnewbartender]

She whips up a glass of whiskey and passes it to her.

Sorry Holden, the bartender, had said that the bar was running out of ice so I tried to put as much ice as I could.

[human-pin-cushion]

You're alright hun. I appreciate it.

[ The woman sips at her drink, slowly. ]

You said I'm your first customer?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Well yeah kind of. The first person to come here when I just started my shift.

[human-pin-cushion]

Makes sense. How long have you worked here?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Oh I'm just taking over for my b-someone. I don't like..officially work here.

[human-pin-cushion]

Fair enough. You're doing great, kid.

[sardinesnewbartender]

Why thank you! Does this friendly patron have a name?

[human-pin-cushion]

Oh, yeah. I'm Susan, pleasure to meet ya. And you are, my lovely bartender?

[sardinesnewbartender]

The names Montana but call me Tana. Is the whiskey good?

[human-pin-cushion]

It's exactly what I needed, Tana. Finally can't feel the damn pain in my leg. The missing one. Been bugging me all day.

[sardinesnewbartender]

Oh..um...forgive me for being blunt..but what happened?

[human-pin-cushion]

Oh, some work accident a couple years back. Hero stuff. I uh, don't do it anymore.

[ Of course, the details are left out. Mostly for Susan's safety. I mean, if the Red Ring was responsible for taking your leg, you wouldn't wanna tell people close to them about it, right? ]

[sardinesnewbartender]

Ah yes, hero stuff does tend to get...a bit violent. Especially dealing with gangs like that.

[human-pin-cushion]

Yeah. But here I am, I guess. I survived. That's more than some got, y'know?

[sardinesnewbartender]

[ A new face rolls into the bar. A woman in a wheelchair, missing a leg. She rolls up to the bar, transitioning as swiftly as possible to a bar stool, and swivels around. She seems to be keeping her face covered, between her hood and her posture. ]

Possible to get a drink around here?

- @human-pin-cushion

Woo! My first patron!

Well this is a bar so of course you're getting a drink, what would you like?

[human-pin-cushion]

Whisky on the rocks. Whatever's cheapest.

[sardinesnewbartender]

She whips up a glass of whiskey and passes it to her.

Sorry Holden, the bartender, had said that the bar was running out of ice so I tried to put as much ice as I could.

[human-pin-cushion]

You're alright hun. I appreciate it.

[ The woman sips at her drink, slowly. ]

You said I'm your first customer?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Well yeah kind of. The first person to come here when I just started my shift.

[human-pin-cushion]

Makes sense. How long have you worked here?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Oh I'm just taking over for my b-someone. I don't like..officially work here.

[human-pin-cushion]

Fair enough. You're doing great, kid.

[sardinesnewbartender]

Why thank you! Does this friendly patron have a name?

[human-pin-cushion]

Oh, yeah. I'm Susan, pleasure to meet ya. And you are, my lovely bartender?

[sardinesnewbartender]

The names Montana but call me Tana. Is the whiskey good?

[human-pin-cushion]

It's exactly what I needed, Tana. Finally can't feel the damn pain in my leg. The missing one. Been bugging me all day.

[sardinesnewbartender]

Oh..um...forgive me for being blunt..but what happened?

[human-pin-cushion]

Oh, some work accident a couple years back. Hero stuff. I uh, don't do it anymore.

[ Of course, the details are left out. Mostly for Susan's safety. I mean, if the Red Ring was responsible for taking your leg, you wouldn't wanna tell people close to them about it, right? ]

[sardinesnewbartender]

[ A new face rolls into the bar. A woman in a wheelchair, missing a leg. She rolls up to the bar, transitioning as swiftly as possible to a bar stool, and swivels around. She seems to be keeping her face covered, between her hood and her posture. ]

Possible to get a drink around here?

- @human-pin-cushion

Woo! My first patron!

Well this is a bar so of course you're getting a drink, what would you like?

[human-pin-cushion]

Whisky on the rocks. Whatever's cheapest.

[sardinesnewbartender]

She whips up a glass of whiskey and passes it to her.

Sorry Holden, the bartender, had said that the bar was running out of ice so I tried to put as much ice as I could.

[human-pin-cushion]

You're alright hun. I appreciate it.

[ The woman sips at her drink, slowly. ]

You said I'm your first customer?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Well yeah kind of. The first person to come here when I just started my shift.

[human-pin-cushion]

Makes sense. How long have you worked here?

[sardinesnewbartender]

Oh I'm just taking over for my b-someone. I don't like..officially work here.

[human-pin-cushion]

Fair enough. You're doing great, kid.

[sardinesnewbartender]

Why thank you! Does this friendly patron have a name?

[human-pin-cushion]

Oh, yeah. I'm Susan, pleasure to meet ya. And you are, my lovely bartender?

[sardinesnewbartender]

The names Montana but call me Tana. Is the whiskey good?

[human-pin-cushion]

It's exactly what I needed, Tana. Finally can't feel the damn pain in my leg. The missing one. Been bugging me all day.