Robert Robertson III

Dispatcher at SDN. Dog dad. They told me I had to ‘get out there’ on social media.

[rrobertson3]

Hey everyone, it’s Robert Robertson.

The brains trust at SDN (Mandy) have decided that I should get on social media now that I’m the big hotshot dispatcher. That’s right, apparently the public wanna hear all about the guy who bosses all the heroes around on the phone all day.

(OOC stuff below)

- I’m fine with suggestive stuff and whatnot, I’ll just deal with things as I see fit if they’re really NSFW

- Mainly a Flambert shipper but I could be convinced for others dw

- Anon asks should be on someone lmk if that’s not working

- That’s about it

[rrobertson3]

So who tops

What a first question to get for a solid few weeks.

I do.

(@flam-bae)

[flam-bae]

Lies and slander

[rrobertson3]

Not five minutes after our first time you posted to the internet about getting backshots so I don’t think anyone believes you.

[rrobertson3]

So who tops

What a first question to get for a solid few weeks.

I do.

(@flam-bae)

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

What up, Bobert?

The pic sent was a swaddled rat, not Veil new baby, you dumb bitch~

Get diagnosed

Oh... uh... that makes... sense...

@veil-sdn... how would someone get, like... diagnosed?

[rrobertson3]

Just go get a consultation with a doctor first. They’ll be able to point you in the right direction for the rest.

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

Right... what do you do when you're a well known wanted criminal who's never actually been to an actual doctor's office before?

[rrobertson3]

…come into SDN in the morning. I’ll give you immunity for the day so you can get to one of our doctors.

[red-ring-robert-robertson-iii]

What up, Bobert?

The pic sent was a swaddled rat, not Veil new baby, you dumb bitch~

Get diagnosed

Oh... uh... that makes... sense...

@veil-sdn... how would someone get, like... diagnosed?

[rrobertson3]

Just go get a consultation with a doctor first. They’ll be able to point you in the right direction for the rest.

[rrobertson3]

do your balls hang low do they wobbe to the flo, can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow

Alright… you might need help.

In order; occasionally, not quite big enough for that, fuck no, and holy fucking shit no.

[rrobertson3]

What kind of OS are you working with in your suit? Do I need to think about virus protection or do you have that covered?

@sdn-techsupport

Everything’s fully custom, had to learn it all on the go the first time but it’s never really failed me. Everything’s covered too but I’ll probably come to you at some point if I ever lose the wifi in there. Pretty comfy spot to go over confidential stuff.

[rrobertson3]

ooc:

hey guys assignment season is over I can do this again

send some asks my way 🙏

[rrobertson3]

top five women go

Alright… in no particular order:

Billie Jean King

Marie Curie

Rosa Parks

Eleanor Roosevelt

Sappho

And a bonus spot for all of the amazing women we work with at SDN

[rrobertson3]

Concept of a plushie, I hope it won't burn my house down when I make it-

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. How much for ten?

(@flam-bae)

[rrobertson3]

(Ooc: oc incoming)

Ezra here, do you need anything? Katon-Ur has been getting very excited about baking, so we have a lot of extras if you’d like any :)

oh, also, I fixed that tear in your pants, so come on over at any time!

If you’d be willing I guess we wouldn’t say no to having some baked treats at home…

Thanks for fixing that too, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to buy another pair.

[rrobertson3]

What the fuck am I looking at?

[always-punching-up]

Heya punch

kiss marry kill

Robert Coupé and Phenomaman

Easy.

Kiss Phenomoman. Marry Coupe. Kill Robert.

Next question.

[rrobertson3]

A little rude but I get it.

[rrobertson3]

37.

One of your insecurities?

They’re really making us put everything out there, huh.

Sometimes… I wonder if I do enough for the people in my life? Especially Chad, he does so much for me and sometimes I feel like he… deserves more than I can give?

(@flam-bae)

[flam-bae]

You know you don't have to anserw that right

Fuck come over

[rrobertson3]

I like being honest, you know that…

On my way.

[rrobertson3]

39

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies and cream. Vanilla’s a close second.

[rrobertson3]

33

What words make you feel the best about yourself?

Pretty much anything remotely positive when said by my fiancé. He’s frustratingly good at knowing what I need to hear sometimes.

(@flam-bae)

[flam-bae]

Cock

[rrobertson3]

See? Such a way with words…

[rrobertson3]

37.

One of your insecurities?

They’re really making us put everything out there, huh.

Sometimes… I wonder if I do enough for the people in my life? Especially Chad, he does so much for me and sometimes I feel like he… deserves more than I can give?

(@flam-bae)