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woman in horror movie: *lets out the most guttural, primal, blood curdling scream you could imagine*

me: good for her

Jennifer’s Body (2009) Black Swan (2010) Gone Girl (2014) The Witch (2014) The Neon Demon (2016) The Love Witch (2016) Suspiria (2018) Hereditary (2018) X (2022)

texaschainsawmascara

betchi

thank you. god bless you

lexco-inc

NOO WTF Lexi loving Stand By Me and seeing herself in Gordie, the little brother who is always being compared to his big brother and who finds an escape through telling stories. Fez loving Stand By Me and seeing himself in Chris, the kid who grows up knowing nobody expects him to be anything but a criminal but who secretly wishes to be more. PARALLELS PARALLELS

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

psychedelicfelon

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

memewhore

luisonte

Me duele la cabeza

humandryersheet

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

weissfire

finally, applied mathematics

unmistrusting

pacificrim-archive

rocketmermaid

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

hussainthemvp

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.

officialcrow

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

eggsoskeleton

*looks in a mirror* you again

rainbow-femme

oars-deactivated20220516

sonypraystation

my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session

agoddamn

bogleech

People in the notes confused because they're so accustomed to running water they don't know how close diarrhea might have otherwise come to killing them if they've had it even once lol it's killed more humans than just about anything in history