former human teenager, now regular human butthead

I feed @matissethecatto and this is where I reblog things I like unrelated to cattos. sometimes cattos too. Also I'm pretty gay

[saluteofthejugger]

*takes an evil shower*

[ihateboys-deactivated20240714]

i’m sorry but a well loved teddy bear or stuffed animal has powers beyond what we can comprehend

[valtsv]

[xtec]

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

[deergirlslut]

Put your height in the tags

[mothcub]

Don’t think too much, unless you are thinking about baby crows like these:

If that’s the case then continue thinking about them a lot, because that’s a really good idea and I fully support it.

[sartorialadventure]

Marwan & Khaled, fall 2019

[breathinginbiology]

Majestic nudibranch.

[humaneteenager]

God I hate her so much when she closes up and goes into that passive-aggressive mode

It would just take a “I’m not feeling well, I don’t wanna talk with you right now” to not make me go paranoid. Instead she just posts vague accusations (Is it me???? Is it me you’re hinting at???? So you do hate me and just pretend to like me because you pity me?????) and fun pictures with her friends then treats me like she’s completely done with me

I can’t stand that. And it’s not even a long distance relationship

idek how I managed to keep one in the past.

I love her so so so so much and most of the times she makes sure I know I’m loved too but then she does this and I don’t know what to think anymore I miss her so much

I’m not even making sense I just wanted to scream into the void

[humaneteenager]

then when confronted she just says "I'm not angry at you. I'm just nervous."

okay okay okay okay I accept you in all your shades and everything

but I can't help but think she's secretly bored with me and can't bring herself to leave me because y'know sure sex, stability, I always offer to pay things and maybe I'm subtly and unconsciously forcing her to stay with me???? am I being manipulative??? after all I'm nothing I don't have a nice life a personality interests I'm a really dull person and nobody with a sane mind would actually stay with me

[humaneteenager]

God I hate her so much when she closes up and goes into that passive-aggressive mode

It would just take a "I'm not feeling well, I don't wanna talk with you right now" to not make me go paranoid. Instead she just posts vague accusations (Is it me???? Is it me you're hinting at???? So you do hate me and just pretend to like me because you pity me?????) and fun pictures with her friends then treats me like she's completely done with me

I can't stand that. And it's not even a long distance relationship

idek how I managed to keep one in the past.

I love her so so so so much and most of the times she makes sure I know I'm loved too but then she does this and I don't know what to think anymore I miss her so much

I'm not even making sense I just wanted to scream into the void

[i-am-a-fish]

i decided to become self aware

[catsandwitchcraft]

Mistake

[principessadegiglionero-deactiv]

[weepycat]

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)

teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)

teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)

[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”

teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)

was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)

was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)

hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 

[link-the-feral-anon]

An inspiration.

[actual-lesbian-garbage-can]

A mood

[xvynth]

a future goal

[frnkieroismydaddy]

what a legend

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

any advice for underconfident lesbians?

Use your love of girls to love yourself!

[sapphichours-blog]

[bunnyhauntingthedollshouse]

Oh to be a gremlin child again. Covered in grass stains and grazes, hair unbrushed with daisies in the knots, no concept of my own physicality, half way up a tree and eating an apple around my missing tooth. To be unabashedly ugly, to be unashamedly hungry, to be healthy and hearty and lean and covered in bruises and full of love and sun warmed strawberries. To feel time stretch forever, only flying when I fall into books. To love summer once more, and her insects and sweat.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bisexualgambit]

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them