literally useless

shay . 1995 . crying on the inside like a winner

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[capacity]

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

[tazzyphinzel]

The older I get the more I realize everyone’s full of shit.

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[academicssay]

[thebootydiaries]

dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what’s happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[11l7]

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that

[mxnrique]

[utrippy]

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[bob-belcher]