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[nevaehtyler]

This is everything.

[iam-not-lost]

This is so very important

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[icantwritegood]

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

[icantwritegood]

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

[rainywashday]

My pets keep me for because of my opposable thumbs.

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[hyrude]

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[verfalne]

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[alladoreqi]

He was on the other side like

[songsterbee]

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

[boobsquish-deactivated20150404]

congratulations to your sibling 

[harryedward]

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[modernsuperhero]

[black-people-twitter]

[pepsiprincesa]

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[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

[fineapplepizza]

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

He just sold rice

[bikinibottomtwitter]

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point