BANANA PHONE!

Dont need quarters, dont need dimes to call a friend of mine. Dont need computer or TV to have a real good time!

[demiiwhiffin]

sad to confirm that the possibilities are in fact endless

[humdoner]

Can you show me something i've never seen before? I doubt it.

and i have no self control

[humdoner]

Can you show me something i've never seen before? I doubt it.

and i have no self control

[humdoner]

god...thinking about it

jake lalonde dirk egbert roxy harley jane strider

[humdoner]

mental illness

[humdoner]

feel like if i made a jake lalonde he just wouldnt make sense at all. completely incoherent

[striders]

somehow got stuck in line at self checkout behind the worlds oldest man with a cart full of vegetables. each of which he is lovingly scanning, individually, rather than weighing as multiples of an item

[striders]

Four ears of corn. New entry for each

[humdoner]

Every time...every time i return to this website it feels like im clicking my tongue and going ‘well.’ Then turning right back around. I do not see it. I do not wish to see.

[humdoner]

He told me one day hell edit the song for me so it keeps repeating ‘everyday it’s getting closer like a rollercoaster’ and all i really have to say to that is its nice that hes passionate about something and seems really into it.

[humdoner]

Hal is kind of nice to me sometimes but just in really weird and kinda mean ways. He made me a playlist a week ago called dissociation music. Most of it is that one song by buddy holly and then silent hill ambiance.

[brucee-waynee]

Unable to perceive the shape of you, I find you all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with your love. It humbles my heart, for you are everywhere.

The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[humdoner]

Sometimes you just get shoved really hard and dont even make the effort to try and brace yourself for the fall. If i go down i go down.

[humdoner]

Hi all. Currently im kind of miffed cause hal pushed me into the pool and then told me youre welcome by the way you looked kinda hot. I was gardening. With sheers in my hands.

[humdoner]

gunplaying replied to your post:

Justified?

Right! That one. I was thinking of deserved but that didnt feel all too accurate.

[humdoner]

Okay thats enough i dont think i can do this even as a joke its hard thinking of mean things to say to people and im not that smart.

[humdoner]

uncaney​:

i want you to know that you won’t have a functioning wind pipe for much longer, so maybe use it to your best abilities so you remember what its like before i crush it under my boot!

Well alright have no idea what to say to this but im sure its deserved. Sorry :(

[humdoner]

hassprojector​:

I had to genuinely go back and see if i was wearing any yellow and i in fact am not….

Shush im trying!!!!!!