limp bizkit connoisseur.

john egbert. 24M. ✌ i really think chief hit on something with that last response.

[pukicho]

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

[inward]

describe the huge friggin bazongas to me one more time

[thepipetheyfoundgaddafiin]

Of mice and men ending

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@gunplaying replied to your post “why do i always have my best material when it’s 11 am in sweden.”

John i think youre the funniest man on the blue block!

i do it all for the fans (by which i mean jake, specifically).

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

Sksgskishdnskssb

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why do i always have my best material when it’s 11 am in sweden.

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trying to give my fish pavlovian conditioning... i can’t tell if they salivate when i ring the bell because it’s already so wet in there. :(

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fish want me because i have a small canister of flakes that they need to live.

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it’s like you guys are acting out some kind of D.A.R.E. skit for me... but instead of doing drugs it’s all about the perils of being dirk.

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my name’s john, but you can call me karkat if that’s too confusing. :D

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what if i just decided that my fun tumblr alt-distinguishing nickname should be dirk.

[land-of-bending-and-corruption]

If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions.

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gee whizzing.

[junkworldusa]

[unown]

Im gonna delete all my socials and play solitaire full time

[terriamon]

[classicmeevs]

yeah baby :/

[fuer-die-katz]

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@endoosteologist​ replied to your post “any way this image is going to be all i can think about for the next...”

Bert...

the sheer CONTEMPT in this muppet baby’s face. who’s that muppet baby? why, it’s Bert

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any way this image is going to be all i can think about for the next day.