hummus the human

[ - "Makes you wonder if the creators of this universe even cared about us." - ] current kinshift: Dummy [gasa4] hiya! fictionkin, yumeshipper and system :] she/they/it genderfluid, omnisexual, quoiromantic totally not hyperfixated on roblox args [the hyperfxiation is everlasting]

[hummus-muncher]

proper intro to me

hello! call me hummus, or human!

— transfem, genderfluid, demigirl, xenogender [glitchgender, darkgender]

— omnisexual, panromantic, quoiromantic, ambiamorous

— fictionkin, fictionkith, yumeshipper, system

some of my kins:

JX1DX1 [IHasAFaceLULZ/Panmediakin] [Doubles INT] Deivy [DeivyDoesTutorials33/Panmediakin] [Doubles DNI] CryptedData [Roblox/Admins vs Hackers] [Doubles IWC] Subject_0 [Party.EXE/Outlaws of Robloxia [Doubles DNI] Papyrus [Undertale/Deltarune] [Doubles IWC/iffy] Sad Cube [JSAB/Panmediakin] [Doubles DNI] User [DecodedCollective/Give Me Your Best] [Doubles DNI] Chance [Forsaken] [Doubles IWEC] Sean Doherty [Seildirectory/Panmediakin] [Doubles IWEC]

there’s way more dw ❤️

—some of my F/Os

The Guide [Flood Escape Series] [Non-Sharing] Griefer [Block Tales] [Non-Sharing] Jake Coullahan [Seildirectory] [Non-Sharing] iTrapped [Roblox/Forsaken] [Non-Sharing] Elliot [WAAPP/Forsaken] [Selective Sharing] Clockwork [Roblox/Forsaken] [VERY Selective Sharing]

—my kiths

Pim Pimling [Smiling Friends] Clockwork [Roblox/Forsaken]

—my alters

human [Host!] JX1DX1 [Fictive] [Protector]

Elec [Non-Introject] [Persecutor] Ralsei [Fictive] [Caretaker] Baldi [Fictive] [Task-Doer]

btw, i am a minor! im 1 year old

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DNI:

ajarbythedoor fictionkins/fictives

if you ship jx1dx1 and ihasafacelulz/aubree

transphobes/racists/homophobes, the usual

IWC/IWEC:

darkshippers

if you ship jx1dx1 with anyone else

mafioso fictionkins/fictives

crazyblox fictionkins/fictives

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i am not a proshipper but i’m alright with interacting with them

i’ll update this post from time to time

things i like:

roblox webseries/args, countryballs/countryhumans, flood escape 2 [main things]

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[itsjustlexielol]

which ship do you like the most in roblox args, and which ship do you hate the most

realistically?

i like brandozo and seanjake most because all the following have big angst potential. especially when BRANDON IS FUCKING DEAD and sean most likely loves rebecca now

the ship i HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the most?

>> i hate any ship that includes JX1DX1 <<

jx1dx1 *isn’t allowed* to be shipped, viewed sexually or viewed romantically, as the creators have said. besides, it’s completely unrealistic to have a creature devoid of emotion who torments a literal child into depression suddenly fall into a deep “love” for some random guy that it probably doesnt even know.

JX1 has also been confirmed to not be interested in human shenanigans regarding sexuality, gender and romance anyway. correct me if im wrong.

i could go on about this all day

[hummus-muncher]

fair lowk, JX1DX1 being shipped is a complete mischaracterisation

and yeah you’re correct they dont care about gender or sexuality or anything like that

my favourite ships are dragonace and seanjake, and the ships i hate the most are also JX1 x anyone but specifically JX1aubree is the absolute worst imo

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dued1 maybe

i love dued1 mevevsvdbsvv

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jx1 and sean

this is NOT a ship

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kin template + example

just to clarify

the “nil” pronoun despite nil meaning nothing isnt like no pronouns

nil/nils/nilself basically

burn all JX1sean shippers /hj

i didn't actually ship seanjake even when i kinfirmed sean but then i had kinmems of dating jake more recently so

[nightmarebonie]

Oh....my penis is big....

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okay bro

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[flopafanta]

Her Jake I'm in schoo

[hummus-muncher]

jakkkkeeeee i love JAKEEEE AAAA