Danplan_Humor

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[humorousdanplan-blog]

Yo, so, I’m going to be starting an art blog soon. I’ll let y’all know when I finish-

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Should... Should I get discord?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Hosuh: Daniel, no! This is a really bad idea!

Daniel: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*uses you as a Shield instead*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

fUcK

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

protect me ;-;

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Am i the only one who isnt in fear?

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

How about you protect us then?

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Come and hide behind my throne then, cowards

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Why do I feel like that won’t make it better?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

GeT BaCk, BeHiNd ThE fUcKiNg ThRoNe WiTh mEEEeEEeee

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Okay,okay, I’ll go with you *only comes cuz I’m scared you’ll actually kill me otherwhise*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

thank fuck

[danplan-screenshots]

fools, i never come out of my hiding spot

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Well, come out

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*uses you as a Shield instead*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

fUcK

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

protect me ;-;

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Am i the only one who isnt in fear?

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

How about you protect us then?

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Come and hide behind my throne then, cowards

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Why do I feel like that won’t make it better?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

GeT BaCk, BeHiNd ThE fUcKiNg ThRoNe WiTh mEEEeEEeee

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Okay,okay, I’ll go with you *only comes cuz I’m scared you’ll actually kill me otherwhise*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

thank fuck

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*uses you as a Shield instead*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

fUcK

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

protect me ;-;

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Am i the only one who isnt in fear?

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

How about you protect us then?

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Come and hide behind my throne then, cowards

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Why do I feel like that won’t make it better?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

GeT BaCk, BeHiNd ThE fUcKiNg ThRoNe WiTh mEEEeEEeee

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*uses you as a Shield instead*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

fUcK

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

protect me ;-;

[justasingularbisexualspaghetto]

Am i the only one who isnt in fear?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

yes.

[dansweirdplan]

Stephen is a ballet dancer and he can crush a man’s skull with his thighs!!!!

[irishplan]

Yes

[humorousdanplan-blog]

y e s

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*uses you as a Shield instead*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

fUcK

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*screams frantically*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

oh fucking hell i need a new huMAN SHEILD-

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

I can totally relate, the intimidation is strong

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

absolutely 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

*hides*

[humorousdanplan-blog]

*pulls you out of your hiding spot*

human shEILD-

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Do I?

[another-danplan-blog]

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

[humorousdanplan-blog]

How am I intimidating-

[mowona]

can someone please tell me why the danplan fandom is so chaotic?

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

idk man it’s just a state of being

[shippingsbl0g]

It’s kinda always been this way

[ceiling--fan]

No no it wasn’t, I remember when it was a ghost town and incorrect was nice (he legit messaged me thanking me for joining the fandom bc he was happy to see more contributors) and everything was quiet and I could leave for two days and not miss an entire war.

I don’t miss those days.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

are you saying I’m not nice,,, fuck off I would still do that it’s just that there are too many of us now to keep track of

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Honestly all of us are really nice people ngl though you lowkey intimadate me Incorrect.

[danplan-incorrect-dialogues-2-d]

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓂𝑒

[another-danplan-blog]

Literally every single one of you intimidate me

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Do I?

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Stephen: (Texting) Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Hosuh: I have no idea what we're talking about right now.

Stephen: Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jjesse Eisenberg man

Hosuh: Stephen, you're scaring me.

Stephen: Motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

Hosuh: No problem man, I'll do most of the talking at the DanPlan recording today.

Stephen: No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Reznor did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook

- 2 hours later -

Stephen: MARK ZUCKERBERG

[humorousdanplan-blog]

You speak boldly for someone within stabbing range.

Stephen, to Daniel.

[danplan-danfan]

I know how to defeat the foodplan blogs.

eat them

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Are they tasty?

[shippingsbl0g]

V o r e

[hell-yeah-more-danplan-blogs]

Will this fandom EVER stop with the cannibalism?

[depresso-neon-deactivated201907]

Dont think so

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

This. Is. A. Problem.

[depresso-neon-deactivated201907]

Yup and idk what we should do bout it

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Lock all the cannibals up in a small room and let them eat each other. The last one to survive will just be left in there to starve or something.

[danplan-danfan]

make the last one eat themselves

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Hm.

How would that work?

[danplan-danfan]

self cannibilism. you eat a leg to not stsrve. then you eat the other leg. then an arm. then the other arm, but raw cuz you can’t cook without arms. then you starve.

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Shit

guess so

[danplan-danfan]

I know how to defeat the foodplan blogs.

eat them

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Are they tasty?

[shippingsbl0g]

V o r e

[hell-yeah-more-danplan-blogs]

Will this fandom EVER stop with the cannibalism?

[depresso-neon-deactivated201907]

Dont think so

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

This. Is. A. Problem.

[depresso-neon-deactivated201907]

Yup and idk what we should do bout it

[jupeteer-deactivated20211122]

Lock all the cannibals up in a small room and let them eat each other. The last one to survive will just be left in there to starve or something.

[danplan-danfan]

make the last one eat themselves

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Hm.

How would that work?

[danplan-and-stuff-deactivated20]

Me after listening to Evil Food Eater Conchita

[humorousdanplan-blog]

I’VE TURNED TO FUCKING  G O O G L E.

HOW DOES ONE FUCKING EAT THEMSELVES

THIS IS WHAT F U C K I N G HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE ON TUMBLR WHILE TIRED

[humorousdanplan-blog]

i am not

okay