#incorrect dp quotes

[alien-slushie]

Tucker, crying: Why do sexy people- *dramatically throws himself over Danny's lap*-like you and me- have to go through so much?! Like, *sobs* I hate it!

Danny: *grinning and shaking his head*

[s2specters2]

Danny: Since I'm a protector spirit, and my purpose, my obsession is to protect and fix, I make those who is under my protection feel safe, right? ...Do you think that means I let out oxytocin? or something close to oxytocin?

[ghostboidanny]

Danny, 18 and TiredTM, facing down a random new ghost: Ma'am, you can't be in the living realm. If you don't go back to the Zone by yourself I'm gonna have to force you.

The ghost: *gasp* how dare you?! Do you have any idea who I am?

Danny, Done with this ShitTM: No clue.

Ghost KarenTM: THAT'S IT! I want to speak to your manager!

Danny: ....

Amity Park: ...

The whole damn living realms And infinite realms: ...

Danny: *grins wider than a human should be capable off, showing off rows and rows of razor sharp teeth*

A green portal opens behind him and dozens of ghosts fly out, all chanting: She wants to speak to the manager! She wants to speak to the manager!

Danny: *laughing, the sound echoing eerily*

Danny, a cape appearing around his shoulders and a crown above his head: Ȋ̸̖͇̰̈́ ̷̝̠͚̽̍̋A̴̳͉͍͒͋̔Ṃ̵̰͗̑̚͜ ̵͖̣̰̒͗̑T̶̥͕̫͌͗͘Ȟ̵̲̼̦͗̿Ǝ̶̟̪̮̒̐͘ ̵̛͇̤̺͆́Ḿ̷̪̼̦̕͝A̸̗̣̳͑̕̚И̶̢̬͙͐̓͋À̸̟̦̤̊̀Ә̴̡̤̪́͂̚Ǝ̵̫͎̣͌̔̌Я̸̡̹̮̂̃̕!̸͈̼̦͛͛̔

[sugarviv]

Has this been done yet?

(Btw my commissions are open 👁️👁️)

[vladmastersask]

Vlad: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* Vlad: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Source

[dekalko-mania]

*after a major ghost fight*

Sam: You could’ve died, Danny

Danny: I wasn’t hurt that badly. Frostbite said that all my bleeding was internal - that’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

[ghostasinhades]

A hero, rescuing Danny: How's your head?

Danny: *concussed, bloody, black slowly threatening his vision* I haven't had any complaints yet.

Hero: 'Scuse me?

Danny:

Danny: Oh- uh.. I. think I'll live.

Danny: *cue delirious halfa laughter*

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[source: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNYmQMc/?k=1 | Danny def let himself get captured, but didn't escape bc that would raise too many suspicions about Fenton.]

[dailudannos]

Skulker: You know...the lgbt+ community? Kinda gay

Walker: Skulker you are literally dating a man

Skulker: I'M JUST SAYING-