#incorrect danplan quotes

[a-scary-spaghetti]

Jay: i love hosuh

Stephen: no I love hosuh

Jay: no I DO

Stephen: nO I DO

Hosuh: I love the both of you!

Stephen & Jay: Really?

Hosuh: Of course! I really do love my friends!

[u-n-o-f-f-i-c-i-a-l]

Hosuh, clapping: I'm stressed and confused and I want a cookie!

[artmortem]

hosuh: hey.. uh Stephen

stephen: huh yeah what’s up?

hosuh: I was just wondering why youre wearing a helmet and knee pads?

stephen: oh those? I just wanted to be safe whilst I’m falling for you

[bb-digital]

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sorry for bad lighting- also hEllo i wanted to post a small thing cause i literally died off in the midst of my productivity

i present everyone my wip for my literature homework, and i will be continuing it on school tomorrow because it's 11pm and my body can't handle it when i really mess up my sleeping schedule big time

have a good time whoever is reading this

[randomartist21]

(Look, an incorrect Danplan quote, I’m so original)

Stephen: Hah, look at the buns on this guy

Hosuh: *Lying on the ground covered in hamburger buns*

Dan: It's the comedy police, the joke's to funny

Stephen: *Pulls out a gun and points it to Dan* I'm not going back to jail

[humorousdanplan-blog]

Hosuh: Daniel, no! This is a really bad idea!

Daniel: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.

[acesinouterspaces]

Puffin, the Dungeon Master: "Alright, so what is the best way to steal the man's wallet?"

Stephen: "Knife to the throat?"

Dan: "Gun to the head?"

Ann: "Poison in his cup?"

Hosuh: "You're all horrible."

[kaylmasterz]

Hosuh: I make my best friend Stephen a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I joking kissed it to show him that I made it “with love”. But then, for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make a sandwich, give it a little smooch, put it in the baggie. Except for when I’m mad at him. Then the sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface, I hope it tastes like despair.