[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 3324

Ball of mozzarella and a pint of orange juice, even though you’re lactose intolerant and shouldn’t eat cheese

[commodorecliche]

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

[artemis-hurt]

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity

[lamignonette]

Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King

[normal-horoscopes]

This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now

[rheridia]

Is…. Is this not a shitpost?

[hump-the-moist-cavewall]

My dumbass can’t fucking tell if all the gifs on my feed are glitching because I haven’t updated this hellsite in millennia or this is just the new thing with the _youths_

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[fallintolife]

superb, you funky little soprano

[porterr-robinson]

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[blenderx06]

‘Odinson.’ Loki in Avengers: Infinity War

One final look shared between brothers before a sacrifice is made.

Painted in the Autodesk Sketchbook app. Mostly the pastel brushes. 10+hrs.

Let me know what you think?

Also, I made a blog to collect my art: @blenderx06art

[hump-the-moist-cavewall]

I miss you so fucking much Lucy, your future would have been so bright

[horreurscopes]

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

[eat-well-hydrate-work-out-sleep]

[theneurotypicals]

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

[fierycavalier]

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

[lucicat]

[meyhew]

i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

[trainthief]

wish i lived in the Mama Mia Extended Universe where almost everyone’s poor but being poor means you have a single bedroom filled with adorable assorted mismatched furniture that still follows a decorative scheme and you have a great view and a french press 

[trainthief]

and if you stand in one spot long enough a very attractive man will walk by and just fall madly in love with your fun energy and offer you a ride in his pedicab 100 miles up the coast to a wonderful little bakery where the owner will also love your energy and just leave it to you in her will for some reason, along with her rolodex that includes at least three more attractive dating options 

[trainthief]

oh also you can duet with an invisible ghost right there in public and no ones even going to get on your case about it. utopia