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hello, i'm max! // oddpocalypse.carrd.co // icon drawn by sailorleo

[weirdmagottem]

hey guys! i'm moving accounts!

i'm keeping this one as an archive, but you can go follow my new account at @mindscrape !!

[weirdmagottem]

hey guys! i'm moving accounts!

i'm keeping this one as an archive, but you can go follow my new account at @mindscrape !!

[weirdmagottem]

hey guys! i'm moving accounts!

i'm keeping this one as an archive, but you can go follow my new account at @mindscrape !!

[weirdmagottem]

hey guys! i'm moving accounts!

i'm keeping this one as an archive, but you can go follow my new account at @mindscrape !!

[shandzii]

I haven’t drawn those two in 84 years but uhhhhh just let me indulge kjshdg

[almondcroissantsandink]

:’( I finished Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and they had such a powerful setup for a third season! It’s a shame it got cancelled and I wanted to imagine what Farah, Todd, and Dirk’s new detective office would look like once they got settled in and busy on all sorts of universe-altering new cases. 

[doipark]

how bad can he possibly be

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[taquito]

this post has asbestos reblog to kill ur followers

[scary-ivy]

More like reblog to make your blog fireproof and absolutely safe with no downsides

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

[vivalospunks-deactivated2015071]

Okay so this is a real effort into playing the ukulele and I’m so happy they take it as seriously as they do

[nerdfaceangst]

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

Here in Hawaiʻi we are busting it out (like these killer wahines) every day in ways you can’t even imagine. Half my nā hoahānau play like this!

We stay laughing. These wahines choke deadly.

[camsclmas]

They’re Honoka & Azita, internationally ranked ukelele players with original music and albums out. Heres a link to their facebook

And heres this same song (bodysurfing), 5 years later:

[astrelle]

Hi! My name is sword, and i’m a black nb lesbian and today’s my birthday! My following has slowed down a bit because I’ve focused on OC art, and I would love it if you could promo me!

My art has gotten fairly popular uncredited, and you may have seen these emojis around a lot of popular posts:

I’m the creator of these emojis! So please, if you’ve used these emojis in your servers/camera rolls/posts, and you’d like to support me and my art, please consider following me and/or dropping a tip at paypal.me/mothknights

please rb this if u can as well! ♥

[catchymemes]

[jf-madjesters1]

Still love the Mystery trio AU. I hope Stan and Fiddleford will meet somehow. Or maybe Stan found the bunker where Fiddleford is? What if Fiddleford is making killer robots?!? IT WILL BE AWESOME I TELL YA!!

[icekirbys]

[image description: drawing of dirk gently from dirk gently’s holistic detective agency] 

here have a holistic boyo

[grubbuddy]

“dance with me, darling!”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spacessie]

No cops at pride only sheriff Sherlock Hobbs (and Tina)