Humpy's Homestead

Beginning Homesteader // Nature Lover // Herbal Enthusiast / / Massage Therapist / / Nerd and Geek

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I posted the recipe for my Chanterelle Cream Sauce with White Wine and Tarragon! Check it out on my blog! https://humpyshomestead.wordpress.com/2016/07/20/chanterelle-cream-sauce/

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I went foraging for chanterelles, yesterday! What a beautiful bounty. If you want to know more, check out my first blog post! humpyshomestead.wordpress.com/2016/07/19/chanterelle-mushrooms-all-thats-gold-does-not-glitter/

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My first blog! Foraging chanterelle mushrooms in Southeast Ohio.

[uneventfulness]

my blog will make you smile ♥

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Today, the honey and I worked on fixing a part of the sidewalk with scavenged brick. There's a dumping area for demolished buildings near his dad's house, and we always find some pretty great chunks of brick, tile, and concrete.

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sanjanasart:

Layering technique for vibrant greens, using Dr Ph. Martin’s Hydrus liquid watercolours. 3 colours used - Turquoise Blue, Hansa Yellow Medium and Blue Aqua :)

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motleycraft-o-rama:

From Digs Digs.

[steampunktendencies]

Octopus Chandelier by Daniel Hopper

[Via Tentacles]

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I need this in my life

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So glad the Japanese beetles are finished! My poor roses have had such a hard time. But look at these blossoms! I see a lot of rose infusions in my future!

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I'm an avid knitter (when my schedule allows). Pickle puppy got a sweater after her adventure of going bye-bye,today. She's going to outgrow it within the week, but now I know she looks great in purple!

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Welcome, Pickle! The newest member of the homestead. ❤❤❤❤

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This beauty was in my yard, drying its wings. What a lovely creature!

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Do you ever massage someone and just develop a platonic crush on them? Like, “Wow, I would really love to be friends with this person. They’re so cool and fun to talk with.”

I just wanna know if other therapists feel this.

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Definitely!

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Me: Undress to you level of comfort. You can put your clothes on the chair or the hook on the back of the door.

Client: *puts clothes on floor*

Client: *puts clothes on therapist's stool*

Client: *puts clothes on table*

Client: *puts clothes on ceiling*

Client: *completely surrounds table with a moat of clothes*

Client: *puts clothes literally anywhere else other than the two spots mentioned*

Me: Why...?

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My main man. ❤❤

[fitocracy]

Next time someone tells you girls shouldn’t lift

remind them that the uterus is the strongest muscle in the human body.

via artist!

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I was working at the Future Hubby's gaming store today, and went to the bathroom to find this. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge nerd and love my fellows. BUT. As you can see, the paper SITTING ATOP the empty roll has been HALF USED. Not only did a lazy nerd not change the toilet paper, but I can only assume SEVERAL lazy nerds refused to replace the roll. That, or the original nerd also took a colossal dump that required half the roll. Either way, it's no wonder some of these guys still live with their parents...