a hundred acres of trash

[hundred-acre-goods]

adios or whatever

i should probably mention that I’m tired of this blog and I’ve moved on to another one. mostly because this blog hasn’t had original content on it since like november 2013, lol

so if y’all really want to put up with me and my non-disney fandoms (mostly steven universe, gravity falls, and goosebumps movie hype) my new url is decoffinated and you can follow me there or not i don’t really give a hoot

[decoffinated]

Attack of The Emergency Commissions

Yep, I’ve expanded my commissions because I still need money.

Especially now that I’m finally in the process of getting a car/paying for insurance/paying for college, and since I don’t have a job at the moment, any amount of ca$h money would help. I’m basically using my emergency savings to pay for everything but housing at this point.

Specs:

I only accept paypal: [email protected]

I will start drawing only after I am paid.

All commissions will be huge and on a transparent background unless you specify a specific bg color/style.

I will draw NSFW, but please no guro/scat/incest/loli/shota

I will not draw homestuck, superwholock, animal (furry is fine), or MLP.

Please note that all prices are starting prices, and may change depending on what you’d like me to draw.

If you’re interested you can check out my actual commissions info page [here] and send me an ask/contact me at my email above and we can get started. B)

[random-nintendo-gamer]

I saw a post comparing the similarities of the new Steven Universe intro to the Pokemon intro so I got the idea to recreate the Pokemon intro with Steven Universe Clips. It didn’t work as well as I had wanted it to.

[doormousewhispers]

Attraction themed dolls are here

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[sunny-dayze]

PETITION TO REMAKE PIXELS WITH LET'S PLAY GAMERS

I’m talking Markiplier, JackSepticEye, GameGrumps, all of them against their respective foes. I mean just imagine Markiplier surviving Freddy Fazbear’s, only to come face to face with Pewdiepie, who sent him in there!!!

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

You’ve somehow made the concept of an already crappy Adam Sandler movie infinitely worse by somehow removing Adam Sandler

And I’m impressed

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s a volcano with a human face

this is the girl volcano. you know she’s a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didn’t make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

Pixar’s Umbrella Heteros Short 2: This Time Its Volcanos

[ostro-gothic]

This post makes me so mad. You’re all ignorant children parroting whatever bullshit comes your way. The volcanoes are based on the Hawaiian musician Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (better known as Iz) and his wife Marlene. They were made specifically to resemble the couple, you fucking walnuts. This is why we can’t have nice things. You take everything beautiful and try to corrupt it with your shitty politics

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

This is Iz and Marlene. 

He’s not just “that dude with the cover of Over The Rainbow” okay? He’s fucking important. He was a musician, yes, and he was an activist for Hawaiian rights and independence. 

He used his music to promote awareness of the second class status of Hawaiian natives created by the tourist industry.

When he died, the Hawaiian state flag flew at half mast. His coffin (but not his body, he was cremated) lay in state at the state capitol building in Honolulu. Just the third person in Hawaiian history to be given that honor. And the only one who was not a government official. Ten thousand people attended his funeral.

He is a big important part of Hawaiian culture and history. So don’t get all social justice warrior about sexuality and gender when this is really about a culture and honoring the memory of people who are important to that culture.

[decoffinated]

So I had $400 stolen from me and I really need that money back to pay for classes, so I’ve decided to open up bust commissions to try and get at least /some/ of it back.

Pricing:

All busts start at $4 for a sketch with a color “wash”

Sketch with simple color is $6.

Cleanly lined art with wash is is $8,

Lined art with basic coloring is $10.

Fully colored busts (colored lines/shading) are $12.

A super duper bust with everything is $20

I only use paypal and all monies should go to [email protected]

If any of this sounds cool or interests you, please check out my commissions page and read all the details, and we can get started.

Contact me via askbox or at my email that i listed above.

That email is also connected to my paypal so if you’d rather donate y’know that’s an idea too.

[decoffinated]

So I had $400 stolen from me and I really need that money back to pay for classes, so I’ve decided to open up bust commissions to try and get at least /some/ of it back.

Pricing:

All busts start at $4 for a sketch with a color “wash”

Sketch with simple color is $6.

Cleanly lined art with wash is is $8,

Lined art with basic coloring is $10.

Fully colored busts (colored lines/shading) are $12.

A super duper bust with everything is $20

I only use paypal and all monies should go to [email protected]

If any of this sounds cool or interests you, please check out my commissions page and read all the details, and we can get started.

Contact me via askbox or at my email that i listed above.

That email is also connected to my paypal so if you’d rather donate y’know that’s an idea too.

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

[hundred-acre-goods]

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[hundred-acre-goods]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[animation-s]

[221cbakerstreet]

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

[oh-wow-lovlies]

#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

[vorchagirl]

How about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?

[drtanner]

#GrowingUpUgly Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you a compliment and mean it; the only conceivable thing that could be happening is that they’re either a) taking the piss like the boys in school used to or b) so repulsed by you that they feel sorry for you and are telling you you’re pretty because they think you need to hear it.

[perfecthoard]

when you’re having a bad time but you’re trying to be positive about it

[adkyary-deactivated20140412]

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

[beachciti-blog]

make me choose meme: anonymous asked - sugilite or sardonyx

[hundred-acre-goods]

Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes

Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots