The Internet is Life

A random blog of things on the internet that I find funny. A lot of it is nerdy too. Yes, I know my banner is shit.

[clefairydance]

2005: i hate 4Kids

2015: i fricking love 4Kids

[vulture-jack]

THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS IS SEARCHED FOR THIS CLIP AND I COULDNT FIND IT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

[it-a]

get this out of mY FACE 

[nitnendoswinch]

The Yu-gi-oh GX dub is incredible, if you dont believe me here’s a few more highlights

[surprisebitch]

this is all ironic. fuck 4kids

[guy-who-exists]

[teamrocketing]

me trying to form a coherent sentence after crying

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[lackingsaint]

[dragonseeker-rex]

CinemaSins:  The Early Years

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

some 20 year olds on the internet: lava funny i want to touch it

thousands of youtubers under the age of 17 that will do literally anything for subscribers:

[ankle-beez]

God bless this stupid dub

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[pitynotawidow-archive-deactivat]

this is my new favourite gif

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

[whenwillthissadnessend]

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

[musiqchild007]

this is just all messed up

[cancerousmemes]

[herotox5]

[metaleaterz]

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

[slimetony]

[whiskeywhitemage]

kingdom hearts 4

[ribberart-blog]

Huntsman spider playing super smash brothers melee on the nintendo gamecube

[jettestblack]

This is really tragic.

[motivationlvlzero-deactivated20]

Ok this makes me so mad … wtf uk?? You fucking idiot… i will Shit on your Cars! Brexit out of this planet next Time !! Fucking Shit heads

[bando--grand-scamyon]

☝🏾I rocks with this person

[luisonte]

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is even better than marbles

where the youtube channel at

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[garfieldexplained]

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

There is a very tense sexual energy here and i do NOT like it

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i think that says more about you than the picture

[peace-love-colbert]

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god.

let me share a memory with y’all. it’s from i guess 1978 or thereabouts. it’s high summer. i don’t remember where my mom was driving me, in our avocado green chevette, i just know there was a traffic jam that turned 35w northbound into a parking lot from horizon to horizon.

picture it – wait, you don’t have to use your imagination, this happened all the damn time back then.

every one of those damn cars was burning leaded gasoline. there were no emissions regulations. there were no safety regulations. there were just thousands and thousands of detroit steel shoeboxes belching visible smoke as they idled, engines loud and hot, here and there a radiator giving up in the heat, a cloud of burning oil rising.

i, a smeet of five or six, was choking on toxic smog.

i reckon it was about a half hour into the traffic jam that i first threw up. i remember a blinding headache, i remember being confused, i remember dry heaving with my arms and head hanging out the window, the green metal of the car burning my hands and my chin. i don’t remember passing out, but i’m told i lost consciousness before mom was able to get to an off-ramp, because there were no emergency lanes on the highways back then.

i lived. and life went on. what were we going to do, complain? if i’d died, the cause of death probably would’ve been recorded as heatstroke, not carbon monoxide poisoning.

i know i’m probably preaching to the choir here on tumblr. but i really wish i could tell that story to the people who think deregulation is no big deal. i wish they’d put themselves in my mom’s shoes.

or even just look at some old pictures, then look out the window.

ever notice how cityscapes used to have that orange tint and hazy aura? yeah, that’s poison gas.

remember how the mississippi river used to be a stinking soup of baby-shit yellow sludge covered with disturbingly stiff rafts of light orange foam?

i can’t even find pictures of the sludge and foam, i guess they didn’t end up on the internet. the smell was indescribable. that oily shimmer. the reek of dead things. people didn’t boat on the river for pleasure; it smelled too bad, it was too ugly, and you could get super super sick if you touched the water.

and now look at it.

i still wouldn’t want to drink it, but if i fell in i wouldn’t bolt for the shower in a panic, you know?

if the thieving billionaires get their way, we can kiss those sailboats goodbye, and learn the smell of toxic foam once more. the ultra-rich won’t even feel the extra money, they’ve already got more than they could ever touch, they just stash it in offshore accounts to rot, but the rest of us will return to a time of neverending nausea and weird cancers. a time when every elementary school class had at least one kind who’d been born with no fingers or their heart outside their body, and this was just… the way things were.

i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to longpost. it’s just. god. y’all have no idea how CLEAN everything is now, compared to when i was a kid. and these rich old men are counting on that, on people not knowing or not remembering how bad it was before regulation, not realizing how much we need these protections until it’s too late.