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I used to be completely obsessed with Bo Burnham, but now, I am not so much. So, my username isn't very relevant. I think I am having another existential crisis.

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Lonlier Than You + pleasantryan

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"My favorite animal is the manatee, the sea cow. Have you ever seen that animal? The manatee is endangered, and I think it's because it's out of shape. It looks like a retired football player. " -Jim Gaffigan

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Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they're attractive, you think, 'Oh, they're nice,' but if a stranger's ugly, you're like, 'What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.'

Jim Gaffigan

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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich -- dirty.'

Jim Gaffigan

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Bo Burnham - CONAN ot TBS

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Left brain: So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.

It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did

It's something special that we could both perform.

Do you know what it is?

Right brain:

Right brain: jUGGLING

Right brain: WE COULD JUGGLE

Right brain: AND JUGGLE OUR CARES AWAY

Left brain:

Left brain:

Left brain:

Left Brain: It was

Left brain:

Left brain: It was comedy, we could do comedy together

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I don’t know if anyone has seen this or made this post already but here’s a thing.