teen-hulk

My name is Teddy Altman... No. That's terrible. Hi. I'm Hulkling, I'm one of the Young Avengers and I'm- Ugh. That's worse.

[heroforhollywood-archive-deacti]

(hunkling.)

     Oh my god, dude, dude —      this shit is amazing.

[hunkling]

    Chill. If you keep that up you're gonna puke.     If you puke, you'll end up on yik yak. And I'm     not responsible for what is yak'd about you.

[twiccan]

                        ” getting tired of the  college  life  already?                           maybe, just maybe,     i can bend reality                           & bring us to some place nice for dinner.                           totally                        on                      me. “

[hunkling]

      "that would be totally cheating.                   --------------- do it." 

[twiccan]

                         ’ i beg your pardon? ‘

[hunkling]

            "i can't have ramen for dinner tonight. i can't do it.              i am physically incapable of consuming more ramen." 

[hunkling]

       "feed me, seymour---" 

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

"Soooo totally jealous!" 

[hunkling]

          "As you should be."

[heroforhollywood-archive-deacti]

     ❝ you’re doing the college thing, too? damn.

               heh, yeah — things’ve been crazy.                better crazy than nothing at all,                i guess. ❞

[hunkling]

    "yeah, a little bit. i'm not that great at it though.

                       i bet its been crazy. you're like,                        crazy popular now."

[hunkling]

    ' ———— thanks. but no thanks. ’

   "---- aw, you didn't even let me show you." 

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

"And he didn’t crush you!?"

[hunkling]

"Not even a little bit!" 

[spacegallivanter]

hunkling

"Stand down, kiddo. I’m Star-Lord, and I’ll take it from here."

[hunkling]

"Whoa---- I mean, man, you sure you don't want back up?" 

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

"Are you serious!?"

[hunkling]

      "I couldn't be more serious!"

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

"Well, I mean— okay, fine, I’m sorry. What happened? You’ve got me curious now.”

[hunkling]

"I got to hang out with the Hulk.  For like--- Five minutes. But it happened." 

[ladyhxwkman-blog]

"Did you get turned into a chair again?"

[hunkling]

    "----------- Come on. Don't be mean.      That was a terrifying experience.      Trigger warning: Chair! Remember?"

[heroforhollywood-archive-deacti]

(hunkling.)

    ❝ teddy — ? hey! where the        hell’ve you been, man? ❞

[hunkling]

    "uhm, college mostly. what about you?      i've seen you all over the place.      you've gotten so popular." 

[twiccan]

                         ’ i’m sure she’d have it all figured out.                                         — wait. do you have something against batman? ‘

[hunkling]

          "uh---------------------- i plead the fifth."

[shawnnhunter]

Hope will only hurt you, Billy.  It really will be best to be rid of it.

[star-flower-r]

[twiccan]

                         ’ Are you serious?                            If Buffy needed to, she would. ‘

[hunkling]

   "I guess so---------------------                        I just hope for her sake she wouldn't ever need to."