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@huntedalone
Exandria Unlimited: Calamity a collection of my favourite sentences from ExU The Calamity. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ Of course I’m safe– you would never let anything happen to me. ❞
❝ Dad. You know I won’t look like this when you get home. ❞
❝ I fear that I am too late. There are secrets they did not tell you. ❞
❝ Could you do me the favor of explaining what your husband looked like in life? ❞
❝ I know, I know this is a memory, but I haven’t seen him in so long. I just want to see his face. ❞
❝ All of the light, all of the fire, is but a shadow in the face of the dawn. ❞
❝ Just ask yourself, [Name]: whom did we betray? ❞
❝ If you look down and see the stars, what will you see if you look up? ❞
❝ It’s 1979 and discos never gonna die! ❞
❝ Say that we’ve moved on, and really so should he. ❞
❝ I’m. Feeling. Great. And don’t… care about small-talk– what do you need? ❞
❝ They’ll move or don’t. Had a couple don’t’s in the past. ❞
❝ Is there an important thing? Er- pleasantries. I am excited. You are excited. It’s gonna be fine. Is there anything else? ❞
❝ [Name]… you know, if we don’t have this relationship we don’t have to force it. ❞
❝ It’s kinda hard to shoehorn the niceties in at the end, you know what I mean? Sorta like an asterisk in the text that goes to the footnote of ‘how are you doing’. ❞
❝ Ok, everything you say worries me. ❞
❝ It seems to me that someone is ignoring someone else’s messages. ❞
❝ What fucking hairstyle check do you need from me? You look beautiful. What do you need?! ❞
❝ I’m just saying we’re going to be mingling with the same folks, if we can’t even talk amongst ourselves then it’s going to be very awkward for us. It’s going to be awkward for me quite frankly– ❞
❝ Are you making your social status my problem right now? ❞
❝ You have my unadulterated attention right now. ❞ / ❝ Well that would be the first time that’s ever happened. ❞
❝ Wait, before you go, I don’t want to leave it like this. ❞
❝ We were ok once, and maybe we can be again. Just for a moment. And then you can go back to hating me. ❞
❝ I don’t… I don’t hate you. ❞
❝ We are not a consortium of wizards, I cannot produce something from nothing! ❞
❝ [Name] this is not a problem worth dealing with!❞
❝ I said I owed them a boon, thinking that in a time of need I might come to their rescue, and they said ‘are you free on this date for the parade?’ ❞
❝ It’s a boon! Don’t pay him, it’s a boon! ❞
❝ Tough conversations are not the thing I’m most frightened of. ❞
❝ If this doesn’t seem to be important, 30 seconds in I’ll need a call. Ok? ❞
❝ I do not know to whom you spoke who felt so comfortable embracing rumor as if it were fact, but this is not the case and you have come to the wrong person. ❞
❝ You are in a different movie than the rest of us. ❞
❝ We live in an age where we now know we can write our own destiny. ❞
❝ Perhaps she tires of being a medium fish. ❞ / ❝ Well I’m not sure what good it does to be a large fish in a puddle. ❞
❝ Does divinity and the ascension thereupon cause you some disdain, [Title/Name]? ❞
❝ Can you destroy? ❞
❝ Just arm candy? She threatened to expire the help! ❞
❝ Put me where you will, in darkness I will gather my shadows to me. ❞
❝ Someone talked when they should have kept their mouths shut. ❞
❝ I fear you make your home in a pit of vipers. ❞
❝ You will never reach the Wildmother’s embrace in time. ❞
CASTLEVANIA s01 / s04
🗡 dying has never frightened me
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
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rcbelhearted:
@huntedalone sent: Fiona: ❝ Shucks!! ❞ / Trevor: ❝ Hey, I’m upset about it too, but lets watch the fucking language.❞
Fiona shook the last of the Grimm matter from her ax as she turned her gaze from the drone floating lazily by, unconcerned by the small pack of Beowolves that had slipped through the wall, to Trevor. Though he was not the target of her ire, the frustration simmering in her eyes didn’t dull a bit.
“Fucking hell,” she snapped. She aimed a particularly savage kick at a nearby rock and watched it skitter down the sidewalk after the drone. “One of these days, I will get the chance to turn one of those fancy drones into scrap metal, and I will love every second of it.”
“That’s better,” he snickered back. Grimm goo lifted in fat flakes from his hair. Winding his whip around one arm, chain clinking pleasantly even as the cold stung through his sleeve, he glanced from the floating hunk of metal to the queue tip he called his friend.
“Why can’t that day be today? S’right there, and you’ve got a hell of a weapon.”
altruii:
@huntedalone sent: ❝ Tell me, if you can explain to me how to cut somebody in half, survivably- ❞
“You had to go and complicate matters. Are you sure you need them to survive it?”
But of course, Trevor came to her for help, and Angela would oblige. Thick tomes lay open on every available surface, some of them tended by the woman herself as she flicked through them, others seemingly searching themselves as pages fluttered back and forth.
“You’re not open to tricks involving mirrors and trick boxes, either?”
“You say that like I meant to. He moved, I definitely warned ‘im not to move! Squirmy bastard... Last time I ever do a favor for the damn constable,” he waved the stiff bristled scrub brush for emphasis, splashing a fleck of pink soapy water on his bare chest.
But of course Trevor came to her for help! A friendly neighborhood witch was a handy thing to have in the aftermath of accidental murder. Besides, if he got thrown in prison or banished from the city, who would bring her fresh monster guts? Fishing his soaked shirt from the elbow deep suds, he twisted it to see the pink stain still covered the whole left shoulder. With a groan, he dunked it back into her wash bin. Shit. That was a new shirt too. Monster blood stank worse but at least it washed out.
“Not unless a trick box can convince his old man that I saved ‘im from the jaws ‘f a fucking cockatrice. Please tell me you’ve got something for this?”
altruii:
For the sake of making her point, Angela was willing to make a show of it. She was willing to round the counter with a demonstration of haste. She was willing to knit blonde brows together, big blue eyes wide with concern.
“Beaten to shit, you say? Oh, that’s awful. You must be so sore!”
Fretting hands took hold of his face, smoothed back his hair, moved him this way and that so that she could get a good look at him.
“Come to the back. I’ll doctor your welts and make you hot chocolate.”
“Huh--” A single surprised step back did nothing to extricate him from her grasp, neither did the solid half-foot differential between them. Bony fingers pinched his cheeks like a granny a grudge, turning his face in her hands.
“Didchou jusht shay shit?” he asked through squished lips. He took a breath when she released him, but the prodding didn’t end there. Poking at his sides and spinning him around, he became a prized cow in the middle of her little shop. He tilted his chin to let his hair fall back into place, snatched back his cape with a huff, but whatever he fixed she had already moved onto the next ill. The rend in his shirt, the bruises on his knuckles, the fleas in his mantle: none of it escaped her suddenly keen notice.
“Alright, alright, I get it.”
iinvictum:
“Why do you think I left?”
Well. Punched his immortal boss and set her on fire, and then faked his death and left, but same difference.
“Dunno, yer pretty cagey about it, ‘f I’m honest.” Why pry when you find a half dead asshole in the middle of nowhere? Especially if the last time you saw that asshole he was in service to a evil witch who wanted to kill the world.
altruii:
“Trevor darling, you wouldn’t be happy if you didn’t have some supernatural wound or another to show for your hard work. Do you really want me to coddle you? We can try it.”
“Y’know, it could be a nice change ‘a pace, for once,” he grumbled. “Don’t know any fool who likes getting beaten to shit-- even for their mad witch friends.”
courtclover:
“It’s Atlas.” Clover chuckles. “Come on, I know a good place in Mantle. First round’s on me.”
“Never heard a better string a words than that,” Trevor sighed, “after you, then.”
altruii:
“No, I most certainly cannot. Do you see this stigma? It’s breathtaking! And the pollen, do you know how much I can do with all of this? You should have run ins with crazy evil plants more often.”
“Yeah, gorgeous-- and deadly, I’m gonna have welts for the next week from that thing. But you weren’t gonna say that, were ya. Yer really somethin’ else, Doc.”
iinvictum:
“You wouldn’t believe half of it.”
“Y’know, even a shithouse has gotta be cleaned sometimes. You don’t have to put up with all that.”
@altruii said: ❝ Hey, baby, I love your tendrils. Lemme see your pistils and stamen… ❞
“Jesus fucking Christ--... Can you at least wait for me to leave before you start sexing up the crazy evil plants that tried to kill me?”
iinvictum:
“Shithouses don’t need fancy addendums. Just enough for you to do your business. That’s good enough for me.”
“That explains all the shit you take from your boss.”
iinvictum:
“Charming, in a shithouse sort of way. It suits you.”
“Better than it suits you, a plain old shithouse without addendum.”