the hunted

[shelby-y]

Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.

[hunter-nixon]

Please. I’m dying here. I’ve rearranged my room twelve times already.

I....made steak at 9am. I don’t know that I’m faring much better. Heard anything from Orlando’s camp?

[shelby-y]

Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.

[hunter-nixon]

I’m bored. Please tell me you have something for me to do.

....I hate to be a bearer of bad news.

I’m going to send you some manner of bullshit to sort.

[shelby-y]

Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.

[hunter-nixon]

It’s 2020, nothing matters.

But I can hear you. How’re you doing Shelby?

[hunter-nixon]

Oh yum….Only one raisin?

A little raisin for my little raisin.

[hunter-nixon]

He’s so small. I could hold him with one hand probably.

Little Miles.

Definitely a different flavor of dramatics than Charlie was. Little Miles.

Would you care for a raisin in this trying time?

[the-simon-faline]

Fuck. He’s so small.

[hunter-nixon]

He’s a tough little baby, those Faline genes. 

[the-nonna-universe]

❄️

[the-nonna-universe]

[sheisraging]

‘Today we start #HotDadFall’ (via Armie’s instagram) 

[hunter-nixon]

Yeah? Cool! Thanks, boss. I’m feeling Thai food.

I was honestly feeling the same thing earlier. Let’s go.

[hunter-nixon]

Besides the call later, you’re pretty much free for the afternoon. Wanna go get food ourselves? Or, I guess I can call KJ and see if she’s available to do something with you. You don’t usually get a lot of mid-day free time.

I have plans with Kay tonight and I think she’s getting sick of my ugly mug. We can go get food, it’ll make me feel better knowing you’ve eaten before I leave for the day.

[hunter-nixon]

Sounds nefarious. You can count on me, boss. Yates is on the case… That didn’t rhyme like I though it would.

Oh no, I thought it was great. Keep at it!

[hunter-nixon]

Yeah. She’s pretty intense. Haven’t worked up the nerve to talk to her yet, but I will for you, boss.

He’s planning something and I’m just not sure what it is.

[hunter-nixon]

I can try and find out. His new assistant eats at the same Panera I do for lunch sometimes.

He got a new one? You’re queen of the gossip right now.

[hunter-nixon]

Yes! Well. Kinda. They couldn’t do 1 because apparently they’ve got something with Orlando, but they’re still totally looking forward to chatting with you, so we made 2:30 happen.

Huh. Okay. I wonder why they’re taking his call. Know anything about it?

[hunter-nixon]

I’m so sorry, Hunter. I don’t know how this keeps happening. I wish I could fire these people for Postmates. I don’t want a refund, I want our food!

This isn’t your fault. We’ll make it work, it’s fine.

Did you call and set an appointment with Benz?

[shelby-y]

The next Postmates dude to eat our lunch is getting murdered.

[hunter-nixon]

Oh. Ohhhhh my. We can, uh, try a different app. Mark my words, our lunch will get here.