Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.
Please. I’m dying here. I’ve rearranged my room twelve times already.
I....made steak at 9am. I don’t know that I’m faring much better. Heard anything from Orlando’s camp?
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Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.
Please. I’m dying here. I’ve rearranged my room twelve times already.
I....made steak at 9am. I don’t know that I’m faring much better. Heard anything from Orlando’s camp?
Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.
I’m bored. Please tell me you have something for me to do.
....I hate to be a bearer of bad news.
I’m going to send you some manner of bullshit to sort.
Boss, are you there? My desktop is super laggy.
It’s 2020, nothing matters.
But I can hear you. How’re you doing Shelby?
Oh yum….Only one raisin?
A little raisin for my little raisin.
He’s so small. I could hold him with one hand probably.
Little Miles.
Definitely a different flavor of dramatics than Charlie was. Little Miles.
Would you care for a raisin in this trying time?
Fuck. He’s so small.
He’s a tough little baby, those Faline genes.
‘Today we start #HotDadFall’ (via Armie’s instagram)
Yeah? Cool! Thanks, boss. I’m feeling Thai food.
I was honestly feeling the same thing earlier. Let’s go.
Besides the call later, you’re pretty much free for the afternoon. Wanna go get food ourselves? Or, I guess I can call KJ and see if she’s available to do something with you. You don’t usually get a lot of mid-day free time.
I have plans with Kay tonight and I think she’s getting sick of my ugly mug. We can go get food, it’ll make me feel better knowing you’ve eaten before I leave for the day.
Sounds nefarious. You can count on me, boss. Yates is on the case… That didn’t rhyme like I though it would.
Oh no, I thought it was great. Keep at it!
Yeah. She’s pretty intense. Haven’t worked up the nerve to talk to her yet, but I will for you, boss.
He’s planning something and I’m just not sure what it is.
I can try and find out. His new assistant eats at the same Panera I do for lunch sometimes.
He got a new one? You’re queen of the gossip right now.
Yes! Well. Kinda. They couldn’t do 1 because apparently they’ve got something with Orlando, but they’re still totally looking forward to chatting with you, so we made 2:30 happen.
Huh. Okay. I wonder why they’re taking his call. Know anything about it?
I’m so sorry, Hunter. I don’t know how this keeps happening. I wish I could fire these people for Postmates. I don’t want a refund, I want our food!
This isn’t your fault. We’ll make it work, it’s fine.
Did you call and set an appointment with Benz?
The next Postmates dude to eat our lunch is getting murdered.
Oh. Ohhhhh my. We can, uh, try a different app. Mark my words, our lunch will get here.