Emperor’s Coven

Leave all your friends and family behind hooray!!

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Hunter

Toh carrd

[str4ng3r0nl1n3]

i don't think im ever letting go of hunter as a comfort character

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Luz: *Running towards Hunter with open arms*

Hunter: *Moves out of the way*

Luz: Hey, why'd you move?!

Hunter: I thought you were going to attack me.

Luz: I was going to hug you!

Hunter: Why would you hug me?

Luz: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Willow: Where's Amity?

Gus: Don't worry, I'll find her.

Gus, shouting: Luz sucks!

Amity, distantly: Luz is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Gus: Found her.

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Just a boy and his bird

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Luz: Hunter, what are you doing tomorrow?

Hunter: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Eda: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested...

Luz: Did you try talking to them?

Eda:

Eda: Try what?

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Luz, to King: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

King: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Luz: You just told me you're pregnant.

Eda: Congratulations King, you're glowing!

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Hunter: Hey, Luz, how are you doing?

Luz: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.

Hunter: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!

Luz: Yup!

Hunter: I lost my scroll and my uncle died.

Luz: Hey, not bad compared to last week.

Hunter: I know right!

Willow: Are they okay?

Amity: I don’t think they are.

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Luz: You know what I’ve realized?

Hunter: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Luz: Nice try, anyways-

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Hunter: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Luz: Nat 20 Charisma.

Hunter: That is NOT how that works-

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Hunter: What's that?

King: Chocolate.

Hunter: What's chocolate?

King: Candy. Do they not have candy in the Emperor’s coven?

Hunter: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

King: No wonder you're so bitter.

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Willow: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Luz: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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Hunter, passing their phone to Luz: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Luz, passing the phone back to Hunter: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

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Luz: Why is Gus crying?

Willow: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Gus: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Luz: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Gus: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Luz: NO, NOT THAT!

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*Out grocery shopping*

Gus: *takes a free sample twice*

Gus: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Luz, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Eda: …

Eda: What’s in the box?

Luz: What woul-

Eda: Luz, what’s in the box?

Luz: I think you know.