life on the fast lane

so maybe it's the soco, maybe it's the hennessy, maybe it's the fast life, maybe it's the limousines, maybe it's the good weed, maybe it's the nicotine

[crisxbellincioni]

“People take their bodies and lives for granted. Our bodies are just.. extraordinary creations. There’s still so much we don’t know! We’re going all the way out into different universes and finding other life.. but, what about our own bodies? Our oceans? The earth we live on? There’s still so much to discover…” Cris sighed, shaking his head gently as he ranted, oblivious as to how arrogant he was towards astronomers. He never was one for physics. 

[hunterxblanchard]

Hunter nodded along to what Cris said. On one hand because he agreed what the other guy talked about, on the other hand because he didn’t want to just stare at Cris. It was obvious he was interested in those kind of things and Hunter thought it was fascinating when people were passionate. “I feel like it would make us a bit crazy if we didn’t take it for granted, though. You know, that you’re so afraid of getting hurt that you’re scared of everything and forget to live in the moment. Be alive but not really live.”

[mrconnorandrews-blog]

“See, I just can’t decide how to do it.” Connor commented, “I mean, we can always announce it in some ridiculously pompous, formal way to keep my parents happy. But part of me would really love to just show up to their stuffy Christmas party and yell something like ‘Yo, dudes! I’m gettin’ married!’” he said with a grin.

[hunterxblanchard]

“Wait a second, how old are you? Aren’t you a little too young to get married? You do you, though. You should announce it with a bag like celebrate that shit like it’s supposed to be celebrated. It’s a big deal, it deserves a grand announcement.” 

[crisxbellincioni]

Cris’ smile grew at the comment, continuing to ramble on about biology. “You actually do though. Your skin is the most visual effect, when you get cuts, burns… even losing weight. Also a type of your white blood cells are able to detect cells infected by viruses and kill them off, that’s why you don’t get the same disease twice. Broken bones heal as well, these are just the basics.”

[hunterxblanchard]

“I mean yeah, but you made it sound like sheep have some cool superpower like they can instantly heal themselves. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Forget being sick, what is pain? But what you said sounds rad too. It’s stuff you know about, but never really think about.”

[javier-maldonado-blog]

Javi laughed, “Let’s hope you’re not. I’m not trying to hall your ass to the ER.” He smiled as he held out the spoon for the guy to taste. “Oh it’s a new song by Shakira and Carlos Vives, it’s called La Bicicleta, it’s like an ode to Shakira and Colombia. My two favorite things.” He smiled. “How’s the sauce?”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Excuse you, you would be lucky to be able to get anywhere near my ass.” Hunter tried the sauce, successfully trying to suppress a moan. “Gotcha. I don’t understand a single word of Spanish except for si and no so I had no clue what it was about.” He cleared his throat. “It’s great, man. Tastes at least as good as it smells.” 

[eleanxrmoody]

“I bring goodies!” she called out as she came through the doorway. The bags she was dragging behind her weighed her down, and as soon as she’d reached the table she dumped the bag down on the table, relieving the pressure off of her arms. “You would not believe the amount of stuff daddy got this year that he couldn’t actually have. You can thank his cholesterol and blood pressure for that”. As she spoke she began to rifle through the bags pulling out the various items. “Loads of wine and chocolates. Even some olive oil. I had some caviar, but the airport security guys took it off me. Apparently it was some rare, prohibited roe or something, I stopped listening” she shrugged, “anyway, pick what you like”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Literal daddy or kink daddy? Either way you should hook me up ‘cause I could use a sugar daddy and by sugar daddy I mean person who buys me lots of expensive shit and not someone I have sex with, although I guess I could live with that in exchange for money.” Hunter looked at the items in front of him for a few seconds before reaching for the wine. “Bless the man.”

[javier-maldonado-blog]

“Lleva, llévame en tu bicicleta, Pa’ que juguemos bola e'trapo alla chancleta…” Javi sang along loudly as the music blasted from his laptop and he moved around the kitchen. The weekend meant he had time to cook and after his big haul of groceries he was ready to throw down in the kitchen. He smiled as he saw someone coming through the door. “Hey! Are you allergic to anything? I want you to try this sauce I just made.”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Seriously? I smelled something really nice and had to walk in and now it’s like winning the lottery.” Hunter had never been tested, but he couldn’t remember reacting badly to food before so he figured he would be fine, whatever was in the sauce. “Let’s find out if I’m allergic to something.” He walked towards the other guy. “By the way, what were you singing?”

[crisxbellincioni]

Cristoph was sitting on the steps of the Great Hall, watching some videos his brother had sent him of his favourite lamb; Rosalina, who has since then grown up to be a fine teenager. The boy had a stupid smile on his face and his smile just got bigger when someone sat down beside him, immediately bombing them with a fact about sheep, “Hey, did you know sheep are self-medicate and heal themselves by consuming specific plants?”

[hunterxblanchard]

Hunter wasn’t sure what he expected when he sat down, but it wasn’t hearing facts about sheep. In fact, he had just wanted to sit down and didn’t expected to be talked to. “That’s cool as shit, man. I wanna be able to heal myself too.”

[hunterxblanchard]

finding the purple hoodie

Rian: hey, have you seen a purple hoodie at your place?

Rian: i need it to survive and I can't find it.

Hunter: the only purple hoodie at my place is mine

Hunter: jk there's no purple hoodie sry bro

[hunterxblanchard]

Text: open

Javier: I don't know why you act like it's a surprise. I hit on everyone, dude.

Hunter: i just didn't expect it

Hunter: that's it

Hunter: guys usually don't hit on me

[hunterxblanchard]

Text: open

Ella: It is the spirt, I know.

Ella: It'll look great.

Hunter: I'm stoked for it now

[hunterxblanchard]

Text: open

Aldebaran: That's what blue causes in the body. It's not really something you can control.

Aldebaran: You speak with strangers via text all the time?

Hunter: that's sad

Hunter: ngl it has happened before and i'm sure it will happen aain

[hunterxblanchard]

@hunthunthunt: lbr steele johnson sounds like a porn star name

@hunthunthunt: i wanna be steele johnson

[julian-bennett-blog]

Charlton’s lake was one of the quiet places around the town where one could think and relax - or well in Julian’s case, paint. He set up a canvas and had mixed all of his paints onto a palette and was slowly starting to paint the beautiful lake in front of him. Winter would soon be arriving and he could make out the frost on the lake and the nakedness of the trees were surrounding him. Winter was his favorite, it was the most magical time for him. When he heard a twig snap behind him, he sighed. “If you’re a serial killer, I mean no harm but you’re gonna attack me anyway. If you’re a bear, then this is the end. Tell my friends I love them.”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Are you calling me big and hairy? I’ll have you know that I shave and work out regularly, thank you very much.”

[argentinianvicario]

“Oh, what? No kiss goodbye?”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Uh, no homo, bro. Yeah.”

[lee-kwangmin]

“We should!” He exclaimed. “Let’s go to the store and grab some popcorn and test this out.”

[hunterxblanchard]

“What are we waiting for then?” Hunter jumped up and down. “Let’s get lots of different candy to find out what works best.”

[krpc-deactivated20170103]

“Hunter, wait, your name is perfect for this. You can hunt for my notebook. It’s black and quite thick.”

[hunterxblanchard]

“Shit, you’re right. Looks like I don’t have to become a hunter after all. Don’t remember seeing one lying around recently, but I will hunt for it.”

[themasoncampbell-blog1]

Alright, that sounds like it could be a pretty decent time. Talking to strangers doesn’t really bother me that much though.

[hunterxblanchard]

Duh, we’re going to make it a decent time. So what’s the reason why you need to up your socializing game then?