They Call Me The King Of Death

Just a bunch of posts and stuff.

[dirtyjokes2013]

[hunteryemoncerberusarlert]

"The fuck just happened?"

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[hunteryemoncerberusarlert]

This birb cleans better than my sisters.

[homojabi]

Not all lesbians are thin white girls who wear Calvin Klein underwear and go camping every weekend. 

Lesbians are brown girls in salwar kameezes and bindis and black girls with dreadlocks and afros 

and Muslim girls in hijabs and Jewish girls in tznius, 

lesbians are fat girls and 5X+ girls and girls with big bones and girls who are 6 feet tall, 

lesbians are poor girls on welfare and girls getting food stamps and homeless girls and girls working multiple minimum wage jobs, 

lesbians are girls with depression and anxiety and girls with personality disorders and psychosis 

and girls in the hospital and girls who are suicidal, 

lesbians are girls with disabilities and girls in wheelchairs and girls with chronic pain 

and girls who are blind and deaf and girls who are in recovery and girls who can’t recover, 

lesbians are girls who are 5 years old and girls who are 85 years old and girls who have known their whole life and girls who just found out, 

lesbians are girls from literally all walks of life and all cultures and all religions and our stories are so unique and so vast 

and to reduce us to only a small group of girls who most of us aren’t is disingenuous of who we all are as a whole.

[readableposts]

[spaces added for accessibility]

[gargoame]

Lesbians are also trans girls.

[alexanders-archives]

LESBIANS ARE ALSO TRANS GIRLS.

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

[confessionsofacarefreeblackman]

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

[eligahn-deactivated20131014]

Yoooo..lol

[jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602]

LMFAO 

[itsthelesbiana]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

[adsjkcourt]

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

[tay-the-creator]

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

[tranquillust]

I think about this video so much

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Lmaooooooo

[dmvkidcudi]

Yo this shit gets me every time. I’m so glad somebody found this and put it in here

[joshpeck]

this video changed my life

[silenthill]

@wondie

[reuters]

With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.

A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.

Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.

READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed

[nadiacreek]

[ahsoka]

The picture isn’t loading for me but it better be a picture of Lord Farquad

[we-love-gaming]

[thiccgamergothgf-deactivated202]

this is one of the most 2012 things i have seen in gaming memes and im still fucking laughing

[oblwankenobi]

[kuvaton]

[rap--skullion]

This picture is worth WAY more than a thousand words.

[tavarism-deactivated20211210]

Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

[letitbumptho]

💀

[homieloversaint]

First off that tip toe killed me

[briskbaby-deactivated20180202]

ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʎɹɹos ʇɐq ɐ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ɯɐ ı

[samusisnotasextoy]

[felicitythekittycat]

Depends on how you play it.

[gevoth-ski-deactivated20190314]

Saved the Solar System

[junixixi]

mother badger gets eaten by eagle babies

[ruza-chan-deactivated20201027]

kill the big mean dragon

[kwaiipootato]

Save a land by saving fairies and kicking but

[rocketfire001]

The king and his daughter are no longer ugly/a horse

[candylani18]

Kill an evil god to get your cake back

[blueinkblot]

Sirius is really a galactic god in Lego form @maeb-maebnot

[tracobuttons]

Defeated a guy who just wanted his emotions back

[pizsospa]

Walk out into a big wheat field

[hunteryemoncerberusarlert]

Run away from a tornado to save your wife.

[onesmolhurt]

Doomfist collects ceramic unicorns. XD

[ultrafacts]

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[quizgenius]

Funny Quizzes For Your Pleasure And Entertainment

Can We Guess Your IQ? Can You Pass The Color Intelligence Test? How Good Are You At Reading People?

[vodkasam]

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is an acephobia free zone <3

[hispreciouslittlestar-blog]

o'course :)

[airbenderedacted]

[silly-sketchy]

Ya could say this is a safe spACE!

[leggarts]

i’ve been thinking about this for the past three days

based on this

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

if you are going to watch any part of MPGIS out of context, it BETTER FUCKING BE THIS SCENE.