Women..
I’m sorry, was I boring you? Or is that your attempt at a subtle plea for an inquiry about your latest conquests?
God, you're a whiny son of a bitch.

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Women..
I’m sorry, was I boring you? Or is that your attempt at a subtle plea for an inquiry about your latest conquests?
God, you're a whiny son of a bitch.
Women..
Hm, true. There is something exciting and interesting about former Stepford Wives getting back on the prowl again.
Sounds absolutely thrilling.
Women..
Contrary to your belief, she wasn’t blonde. Though her conversational skills proved to be such. I knew I should have gone with the recent divorcee..
Should have gone with the divorcee. I hear crow's feet are a real turn on these days.
Women..
..and their strange desire for post-sex cuddling. Here’s a tip, for when you want guys to stay for breakfast and more sex: Don’t cuddle them after the first night.
So which blonde bimbo was it this time? Usually you're a bit better when it comes to choosing your fucks.
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