#blowmywarbler

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kitwildeee:

Don’t sound too enthused.

How does one fake being excited abut the thought of a baby being birthed from your lower region?

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Jeff: Is is THAT easy to make you swoon, babe?

Hunter: it's definitely that easy

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Jeff: Being with you makes it my ideal first date, Hunt.

Hunter: The ever so romantic, stop being you have me swooning, Jeffery.

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Jeff: Shut up, it'll be perfect.

Hunter: What if it's not your ideal first date?

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oliverfallon:

Right? He’s already got the lady from Target wrapped around his tiny finger.

Well, Banner doesn’t happen to be entirely cute, I’d be questioning it, if he didn’t have all the women from Target wrapped around his tiny little fingers.

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kitwildeee:

Cool.

.. uh, great.

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Jeff: I'm sure I'll love it, Hunt!

Jeff: I can't wait. All yours.

Hunter: Hopefully, and if you don't, you can tell me how terrible i am at dating.

Hunter: Good.

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oliverfallon:

Apparently girls really like when guys go jogging with their babies.

Who knew Banner would be such a babe magnet.

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Jeff: Uh, I don't know... I like eating and doing stuff but I'm not really sure of what I like on dates... I don't think I've ever been on a date with anyone.

Jeff: Okay!

Hunter: I think i have an idea, and I think you'll like it or maybe not, but hopefully you do.

Hunter: Tomorrow, You'r1e all mine.

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kitwildeee

Even if I’ve pushed a head out of my groin?

Way to keep things sexy, but yes even if.

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kitwildeee:

Really?

Really Really. ....

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Jeff: Me too, but I'm so excited about trying out the whole date thing!

Jeff: Oh, okay then.

Jeff: Dress code?

Hunter: What sort of things, do you lik doing, i mean .. on dates, and stuff?

Hunter: Casual?

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kitwildeee:

Considering you’re going on a date with my best friend, yeah, you need to explain what hanging out means, Hunter.

so, Jeff told you? Hanging out, being what we’ve been doing for the last few months. I miss you,

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Jeff: At first, sex was all I wanted, but then feelings got involved... I thought you were fine with just sex though, so I never said anything.

Jeff: Where are we going?

Hunter: I was fine with just sex, I just .. i thought that's all we were doing, just hooking up with each other.

Hunter: It's a surprise.

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Jeff: Oh, I've waited a looong time for you to ask me that, Hunt. I didn't think you'd want that from me, honestly. I thought we were having sex and that was all.

Jeff: Absolutely, I'm all yours.

Hunter: I thought we were having sex and that's all it was, it's all you asked for.

Hunter: Good.

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kitwildeee:

Hang out?

Do i need to explain what hanging out means, Kit?

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Jeff: I am surprised! I thought you'd never ask me out like on a proper date!

Jeff: Fuck yes, Hunter Clarington! Let's do this date thing!

Hunter: wait .. You mean, you've wanted me to ask, before this .. why didn't you tell me?

Hunter: Friday night? You're all mine.