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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didnât reblog this before, but this got better.
me: *closes pokĂšmon go*
me 0.1 seconds later: *opens pokĂšmon go*
This guy is my new hero. He just started giving us a crazy show while we was playing Mario Kart. This is one of the later videos.
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@growlithez @notvideogames we need to step up our game
yeesh this guy could definitely teach us all a thing or two about taiko drum master @kitty-cat-cat
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when she say she like dudes who play instruments
the last one
The spread of the black death.
Poland, tell us your secret.
Poland is the old new Madagascar.Â
If I remember correctly, Polandâs secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there.Â
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it.Â
I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.
Poland: âHey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All betterâ
Milan: âAw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!â
Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly⊠common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the âBâ marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodysâ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, âtheirâ land, and so historically never âspreadâ their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and youâve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.
Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world.Â
WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL
When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.
Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!
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ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE TALKING TO ME
I used to remember this site when I first went on here in 2011/2012, this place was completely different back then, used to be about freedom of expression and artists promoting their art no matter how questionable it was so long as it was legal of course. *haha so ironic amirite?!!?*Â
This site didnât start to go to shit until around 2013 when Yahoo bought out this place, then the crazies started coming on here, then the cyberbullying started, now theres people being driven off of this site over fanart. Not only that theres a fanbase dedicated to meth usage and shoplifting.Â
At this point with how bad this site is getting its only a matter of time until Iâm forced to retire from here, either that or this site collapses on itself. Fuck only knows really.Â
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Aesthetic
TBH I have never seen so many people just randomly begin having pleasant conversations with complete strangers until Pokémon Go and that's pretty cool
âIâm finally going to write! I have a great idea!â
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writing adult emails is awful
its like
hi [name of person],Â
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.Â
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but youâll probably just glance over it for half a second.
thanks!Â
- [name]
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-professor
I have a stock format and structure I use.
Dear Person I am Writing To:
This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.
This optional paragraph describes in more detail whatâs needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If thereâs a lot of information, itâs a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.
If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.
This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think Iâm standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if itâs not included.
Closing salutation,
Signature.
People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that itâs the same email with the details changed as needed.
reblog to save a life holy shit