Lenah Bitch-You-Wish

My soulmate is a Nick Santino song.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hurricanelenah]

4 years ago today I arrived in New York City for the first time and fell in love 💘

[hurricanelenah]

7 years ago and I still have no idea what that line on my face was 🤔😳 haha P.S. That flip phone though👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 haha

[hurricanelenah]

Thinking about taking out some or all of my lip piercings 🤔 What do you think??? ✌🏼

[hurricanelenah]

I dropped this off my bed and now I need to be hanged for my crime 😭😭😭😭

[radioheavy]

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

[flowury]

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

[sagelybrush]

I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:

and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip

[scoutingoutarat-deactivated2017]

okay but that is a BONEr right there

[apeulo]

if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[coltre]

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

[forever-winter-wonderland]

*Winter Wonderland*

[perpetuallychristmas]

Christmas Posts All Year! (New posts every 3 minutes!!)

[r2--d2]

[tischristmastime-blog]

[spicedpumpkinlatte]

(via sleigh-bellsringing, tischristmastime)

Christmas Posts All Year! (New posts every 3 minutes!!)

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Charlotte Free in ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ by Donna Trope for Purple Fashion #22

[lunarkittens]

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

[queenmercurys]

hair envy: natalie dormer (2/3)