welcome to my twisted meme

I'll decide when squatting is necessary

[theproblematicblogger]

Sometimes God is too good to us

[itsc]

im a fondant anti. make your cakes edible

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[lesbianshepard]

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[matchagoth]

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*

[mariacallous]

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[gothgerry-deactivated20251121]

booty shorts that say ‘insufferable’ on the ass 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[gnomes-official]

Hangin with my Gnomies!

[kingofthenorth]

#woah loving the blasphemous vibes from thos hats

hey pun what the FUCK does that mean

[the-punforgiven]

Blasphemous vibes

[kingofthenorth]

Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god

[comparingmeerkats]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[excalirebagel]

hat idea for ants

[strawberry-crocodile]

Today on “memes that would be incomprehensible two weeks ago”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

formative experience I just recalled: waiting outside the vet’s office when I was 8 or 9 and seeing a guy with a falcon walk in, saying to me as he passed, “What’s the matter, kid? You afraid of birds?”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

it made me afraid of birds

[omghotmemes]

[meanplastic]

GIRL I-

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]