The Gay Cousin

art acc is @jottles. 22 he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ join the brainrot.

[urdtarah]

Ashnikko via Instagram (July 9th 2026) oh thank heaven!!

[slobbyrat]

Fat people look good in everything and I’m so tired of society lying to us.

This isn’t even coming from a fetish perspective. Fat people look good in everything.

Show some tummy, show off those love handles, wear striped clothing, be the sexy bitch you were born to be

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[ipostwhatipost]

Some banter about Daeran + Commander

Ember / Daeran

Arueshalae / Lann

Camellia / Daeran - classic girls fight, as always.

[parasite-core]

I’m playing wotr with one of my tabletop characters, and during the attack on Daeran’s house I had Woljif use grease on a bunch of the demons. This had a side effect of every naked courtier running into the grease and falling slapstick style. By the end there was a pile of naked greased up bodies.

I feel like Daeran would approve

[thetangledsheet]

No but I'm still thinking of the Heaven's Edge quest. I'll admit, my instinct was to treat it as a simple test of "ooh do you trust your companion enough, will you lie to him and hide what you know from him will you break the stalemate as a Good Thing". When it's. So much more uncomfortable (good) than that. You are accompanying your companion to the place of his greatest loss, you see him grow more and more manic in that space until his restless fear is tangible to even you, who haven't known him for that long at all. You realize the only things he holds sacred in this world are buried in this place. You distract him and lie to him. Behind his back you root through the mire and horror of his lost innocence, his grief and terror, his darkest hours, and you find what you need. Usually, a revelation like this feels like a reward, a benefice, a cathartic release of truth, the progression of a bond. But this isn't that. The grime of a premature truth sticks to you. It is inescapable. You took something you had to, but was not given to you. You can't be blamed for your reasoning but it doesn't wash the grime from you.

This is not a question of honesty. Honesty in fact is out of the question. This is the story forcing a blade into your hand and guiding it right over his heart and asking you to stay there. For weeks and months as you befriend him/fall in love with him. The question is not will you be honest with him and tell him you are poised to destroy him. The question is can you stand it? You will sink the blade or you won't. There is no unknowing. You cannot go back to a time where you did not have this blade in your hand. And its just. So good.

[bite-the-bloody-hand]

I talk about this with @thedosianexplorer a lot but man how much candy do you think Daeran bribed Aivu with to get her to buzz off during the notadate?

And she's shrewd too, you know she's not going to settle for your average street vendor sweeties, oh no. Naturally she knows Daeran wouldn't cheap on a bribe either (especially not to a perfectly charming little dragon like her).

Just imagine poor Irabeth's conniption fit when the next unsolicited goods delivery to Drezen Keep is Golarion Amaury Guichon and his kitchen so he can concoct a baby dragon sized spun sugar and choclate miniature castle Aivu can play in while she eats.

[wolfwhisperertf]

I love playing a Grey Warden in Veilguard for the simple fact that I cackle every time Lucanis gives Davrin a hard time about the order then turns to Rook with a panicked face and goes "No offence!"

[jack-of-blades]

I need to play as a Warden for the sole purpose of being able to imagine Evka putting her hand on Rook’s arm and going “Okay I understand this is a full grown adult but they are also our child” and Antoine agreeing with absolutely no hesitance. Married with children but the child is the same age as them if not older 

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[edenxroseyposey]

The Volkarins aka the Thedosian Addams family

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

[princessdraconic]

i need to lift weights or else the dragon of destruction will take over

[treviso-nights]

rook is genuinely so funny because emmrich being stressed about the hand of glory just for rook to say "let's go to the necropolis, i'm sure looking at some graves will cheer you up" and then being right

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[necromosss]

im just voluntarily dropping (canon-personal) directors' cut at this point

[jottles]

OC art so I feel like a real artist in between posting only fanart