The Bob Loblaw Law Blog

Minneapolis, 30, Nerd, Male, Gay, Boyfriend, Star Wars, Magic: The Gathering, Metalcore, Bear Cub, Bartender, Designer, Pseudo-Intellectual, Gamer. My grandma is actually way cooler than your grandma.

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Send me nudes of chubby guys

Especially if that chubby guy is you

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Baby robot gymnastics

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The metal hypno-monkey stuck to the truck says to send me nudes.

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If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:

1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.

2. It seems to have limited ontological intertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…

3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!

There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.

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I hate it. It’s going in every game I run forever

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Men.com :

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2019-Nov Post #2 (I) - more DTaylor

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I couldn't fucking reblog this hard or fast enough

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Suchlaph, Forever Changing

https://www.angelarium.net/seraphim#/suchlaph/ The wind passes the grass in waves, carrying with it the seed of growth. Flowing across the landscape and burrowing into the cool soil. Plantlife seeks the sky and with it, the dominion of Suchlaph expands. Let your roots settle, it is the season for blossoming.  

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Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

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“Well, it’s not so much the last bite, maybe but it kind of last, a last meal. Well, it’s a meal that will trigger all the right… I meant all the left people.

Okay, you ready? Are you really prepared for this? Okay. A warning, here it is, the ultimate trigger sculpture, kind of culinary sculpture, it has everything that Democrats hate. Steak, plastic straws, and light bulbs. And if I could have put an SUV on this I would have. Okay?

Can you sip a steak? Mmm. Tastes good, it’s kind of a vapors of the steak.”

You know… “NEWS”

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What is wrong with Republicans?

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I thought this was an onion article but it’s real

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me @ my mutuals

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Art by Felicia Chen