world's sluttiest absent father.

ash. stuck in a grad school time loop.

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[huttslut]

gmail stopped working on my phone cause my os is outdated and not supported. fml i dont want to get an ai bloatware phone. ive had this phone for like 8 years

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[rosa-de-bayahibe]

Tag from @sergle

Tags from @veganslenderman

[huttslut]

amateur writer groups are definitely...something. they'll ask for advice (like incorporating different languages into a story) and youll recommend books that do that and everyone will get up in arms as if reading to hone your craft is unacceptable.

and you can usually tell the writers that dont read....

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[thepoisonroom]

she asks me what dr pepper tastes like and i say not everything tastes like something else

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[hymnism]

can we remove "biblically accurate" from the general lexicon

[the-greatest-taste-around]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[clownologist]

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

[fairycosmos]

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

I am against Leo XIV because I think a USAmerican Pope makes the chances of an antipope in my lifetime less likely

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

I am big enough to admit that I was completely wrong about this. Just utterly off base

[frostcrystals]

the pentagon insinuates it wants a new pope, referencing the avignon papacy, and threatening the vatican. trump posts an ai photo of himself as jesus, the people call for the excommunication of vance, and leo xiv cancels all trips to the us... antipope stocks truly haven't been this high since the second vatican council.

[huttslut]

the mean girl to nurse pipeline is pretty well known but people dont talk enough about the mean girl to teacher pipeline.

they act like victims with a persecution complex.

they bully children and brag about it in online spaces but blame parents and admin for everything wrong with students and in schools. (AI is the new one to shift blame to)

they're not even nice to other teachers.

they're not open to learning new things. so theyd rather teach the same things and in the same way even if research says that doesn't work because godforbid they pay attention at a professional development workshop.

then they complain about how districts constantly change what they do so why should they learn a new method...like that's how progress happens and that's how scientific research and advancements work.