ASEAN Unite! (Observers, plus 3, plus 6, enter!)

We all share a single braincell...

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Thailand: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Vietnam: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Philippines: Wasps?

Indonesia: Terriers.

Malaysia: Singapore.

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Singapore: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Indonesia: What? No, I—

Malaysia: *enters room*

Singapore: *jaw clenches*

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Malaysia: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Singapore: That's not true.

Malaysia: *teared eye* Brother.

Singapore: It'd be exactly the same.

Singapore: You're not important.

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Vietnam: I haven't seen Malaysia and Philippines for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Malaysia and Philippines running after it in a panic. Vietnam doesn't look outside at all.*

Vietnam: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

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Singapore: You guys worried about Philippines?

Indonesia: Of course!

Malaysia: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Singapore: And what'd you say?

Malaysia: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Indonesia:

Singapore: He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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Singapore: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Malaysia right now.

Thailand: There are no books in prison.

Singapore: *sighs* Thank you.

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Indonesia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Singapore: Malaysia, probably.

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Philippines: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Philippines: *waves his finger and sings like he's in a Disney Channel intro*

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Philippines: I can be your partner for the next race.

Singapore: Sorry, Philippines. It's a sibling race.

Malaysia: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.

Singapore: It's only children, Malaysia. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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Vietnam: I think we're missing something.

Indonesia: Teamwork?

Thailand: Cohesion?

Singapore: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Vietnam staring at Philippines cat t-shirt:

Vietnam: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Philippines: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Vietnam: Fair point.

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Philippines: Uh, Indonesia? Singapore is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.

Indonesia: What?

Thailand: I think he meant, Singapore is drowning.

Indonesia: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Singapore: *is drowning*

Malaysia: OH MY GOD, BROTHER! KEEP SWIMMING!

Singapore: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Malaysia: SINGAPORE!

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Thailand: I really like Eminem.

Philippines: I prefer skittles.

Malaysia: Huh?

Singapore: They are talking about the rapper.

Malaysia: Why would they eat the wrapper?

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Vietnam, looking at a selfie of Philippines: I hate this photo.

Philippines: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.

Vietnam: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.

Philippines: Up to kindness.

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Indonesia: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Philippines and Malaysia: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Brunei: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Philippines: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Malaysia and Philippines being idiots:

Vietnam: Why are you guys acting like this?

Philippines: Oh, we're not acting.

Malaysia: We really are like this.