let’s be friends

[achillesinhighheels]

[angelicdust]

[angelicdewdrop]

[thelondonzhiloh]

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[haverst]

[kosmogrl]

[rozieramati]

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[velvetdayss]

I’m so attracted to intelligent people. Like yes, please challenge my perspective and teach me everything you know.

[plumslices]

Its true as an adult you have to do everything tired

[achillesinhighheels]

[achillesinhighheels]

[scorpionlafemme]

Seriously though

[celtib]

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

[phleb0tomist]

i love the news. this is from a real article

[teaboot]

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

[teaboot]

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

[headspace-hotel]

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start