Chris @hyacintheyes - Tumblr Blog

I just remembered this account lmao, hello again Tumblr

Might try to be one of those cool horny gays I always wanna talk to on here 😈

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omoerotismo

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briarrolfe

P…PANSY SPEECH BUBBLE?!??!???????????? I need to reconsider my entire artistic practice. I have so much to learn

cryptotheism

the king has fired all of his tailors in favor of the clockwork automaton which produces clothes so delicate and beautiful they are invisible to the naked eye

cryptotheism

the alchemists promise me that one day the automaton will be able to paint true, regal, pictures of me. But for now, it can only produce tapestries that feature mine royal member being sucked by women from overwatch.

cryptotheism

Half the peasants are angry with me for firing my royal tailors and painters in favor of the automaton. The other half are using the automaton to produce wood block prints of the saints in outlandish and homoerotic situations. The alchemists assure me that I am not being mocked, and that my coin is well spent.

cryptotheism

I replaced the scribes in the grand archives with quilled automatons and for some reason, maps of my realm include four towns by the name of "Sluttedburg." I do not recall such a place, but who am I to distrust the wisdom of alchemy?

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officialbabayaga

Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

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