incorrect hybe fam quotes

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[hybe-in-vibin]

yeonjun, writing an email to enhypen: you children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. i would like to formally adopt you all, effective immediately.

[hybe-in-vibin]

taehyun: if you talk to me again, i will drop a mountain on you

beomgyu: you mean... figuratively?

taehyun: no, i mean geologically.

[hybe-in-vibin]

yeonjun: this is my hard disk full of embarrassing videos of gyu

huening kai: ooh are you gonna use em for blackmail?

yeonjun: shit that's a good idea! ill blackmail him for a bucket of chicken

huening kai: maybe...think bigger?

yeonjun: ten buckets of chicken?

huening kai: no

[hybe-in-vibin]

sunghoon: we can bake these cookies at 400° for ten minutes or 4,000° for one minute

jay: that's not how it works-

jungwon: FLOOR IT!!

heeseung: how about 4,000,000° for one second!

jay: NO! YOU'RE GONNA BURN DOWN THE DORM!

jake: IM GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

sunoo: DO IT!

ni-ki: WAIT FOR ME ILL GET THE CAMERA

jay: NO-

[hybe-in-vibin]

sunghoon: okay, give me your hairdryer

jake: what are you talking about?

sunghoon: don't you carry one around?

jake: have you ever met a human person that does that?

sunghoon: hey sunoo, do you have a hairdryer?

sunoo, already taking it out of his bag: of course, im not an animal

[hybe-in-vibin]

jungwon: we need milk, vegetables, eggs. write it down.

ni-ki: we'll remember

heeseung: yeah it's fine.

[later]

jungwon: so what'd you guys get?

heeseung: we now have a pet squid

jungwon:

ni-ki: his name is slimy

[hybe-in-vibin]

jungwon: i feel really bad for you australians

jake: what? why?

jungwon: you had to grow up walking on your hands

jake:

jake: that's not-

heeseung: no, no, let him finish

[hybe-in-vibin]

sunghoon: heeseung hyung, can you close the door so that the monsters can't come in?

heeseung: what makes you think monsters can't open doors?

jungwon: oh my god hyung, look what you've done to this perfectly functional baby! you've given him anxiety!

[hybe-in-vibin]

jin: are you sure you're okay? have you slept at all? you didn't come back home last night

yoongi: yeah i got like. eight solid minutes of sleep

jin:

yoongi: well, maybe not consecutively, but im good

yoongi: you're not even that blurry right now

[hybe-in-vibin]

[the couple days after jin and kook fight]

jin: what's that in your hand?

kook: a card for the best hyung in the world

jin: aww, that's so sweet, you shouldn't have!

kook: [looks jin right in the eyes and hands the card to hobi]

[hybe-in-vibin]

soobin: how do you do it? how do you control your six kids?!

joon, tiredly: i don't

soobin: i can't even control four!

jungwon: at least mine aren't so bad that i can't leave them at home without supervision

[jungwon's phone rings]

jungwon: okay i gotta go

jungwon: heeseung hyung got jay hyung stuck on the roof again and ni-ki broke the window trying to yeet jake hyung for science

[hybe-in-vibin]

gyu: if i was kidnapped, what would you do?

soobin: nothing

yeonjun: wait ten minutes for them to let you go voluntarily

[hybe-in-vibin]

jin, reading his emails: baby shower invitation? uh, no thanks, i can just have a regular sized shower whenever i want?

[hybe-in-vibin]

soobin: sunghoon-ah, would you like me to do a tarot reading for you?

sunghoon: sure?

soobin, laying down cards one by one: this one says you're a sweetheart, this one says you're an angel, this one says you're so handsome

sunghoon: these aren't even tarot cards, they're just my photocards

[hybe-in-vibin]

soobin: [gifts huening flowers randomly]

huening kai: aww that's so sweet!

jungwon: see, i wish you did stuff like that.

jay: ...uh, okay?

[later]

jay, handing huening some flowers: here you go

huening kai: uh...thanks?

jay: yeah im really confused about this too

[hybe-in-vibin]

soobin: anyone under 5'9" can't talk about fighting people. what're you gonna do, headbutt someone in the nipples?

jimin: say goodbye to your kneecaps, you unnaturally large child

[hybe-in-vibin]

huening kai, to the enha members: would you guys like to stay for dinner?

yeonjun, from the kitchen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?