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𝔡𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔞𝔫 † 17 † 𝔥𝔢/𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[geslotencirkel]

Is This your room omg. *Gets my hair caught in the bead curtain and rips it off the frame *

[emailmore]

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

[cavprime]

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again

[straightboyfriend]

transgender sex

[snowywarmthkuya]

WHERE?!?!?!

[thyrell]

so so sorry to do this to you gabe

[thyrell]

your moms house lol

[snowywarmthkuya]

[totemribombee]

[transmascworld]

New concept: Lets support all trans people and not just the ones we find attractive.

[boyofzoot]

person: what kind of girls are you into?

me:

[nuclearmlm]

vibe check! [falls recklessly in love with you]

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[shouldnt]

Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

[animalwoonz]

nose job turkey

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

every time i take a selfie

[gaym83]

When Dan Howell said “I’m sad, and confused, and horny” and “i’m queer, I’m here, i’m full of existential fear” I felt that.

[king]

[sporesgalaxy]

Me? I was raised to be a girlboss........but BORN to be a himbo..................this is MY story [early 2000s rock music starts]

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?