Bad weapon to use, bad weapon to fight. I hate it.

inspired by the likes of snipershateblog. don't take this blog seriously tbh.

[splatoon-confession-box]

my hydra splatling is going to be my bridesmaid at my wedding

[hydrahateblog]

Saw an in-game post that was "day 1 of gooning" can we as a fandom please be better and not do that in an E10+ game with a child audience thanks.

[splatoon-confession-box]

the salmon run gear prices are ridiculous i just want my lab coat and my octo gear. that’s like 4 pieces but it’ll take me 4 years each to get them all. nogami when i catch you.

[splatoon-confession-box]

im sad we didnt get to buy the idol plushies ingame :( imagine all the possessed callie plush that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch locker recreations that could have been

[angelicdevil]

Hey Splatoon artists warning to block this guy, b1gc4lgut. They’re homophobic and are reblogging queer art or any mention of queerness in the Splat tags to insult them and insist characters like Pearl and Marina are straight

I don’t normally make posts like this and I want to stress that harassing this person is most likely just going to result in them being a bigger dickhead to people, but I don’t want anyone to get harassed by this nasty person

[disasterbluegaybear]

Um.... hello? Got a glitch where they just appeared and stood there staring silently into the audience lmao

[splatoon-confession-box]

i love hydra splatling and im devastated about the new kit they gave it! screen seems so underutilized for it

[splatpostcentral]

[hydrahateblog]

why does it look so delectably edible

[splatoon-confession-box]

glad folks have recovered from "wahhh agent 4 got no lore" and moved onto parallel canon angst the way nature is supposed to be

[clannfearrunt]

my salmon run woes recontextualized thanks to @antisocial-author 's tag

[liquidcrystalsky]

and one more thing i thought about like "ok but if side order didnt happen how would they do the same worldbuilding" and for "acht escaped to the surface" i think they would have been the spyke/murch person for inkopolis square

[liquidcrystalsky]

no fuck this, acht should have been there anyway. murch being in two places at once was dumb as hell

[liquidcrystalsky]

prev said murch can stay in splatsville but i think, murch would want to go back go inkopolis square, and maybe acht would take splatsville? but then again i think acht would wanna stay with off the hook?

shelly and donny split up for some reason. so they have no problems with shuffling around the shopkeepers

[of-witch-i-dream]

So I had an idea.

I'm not saying it's a good idea. In fact, I'm quite certain it is a terrible idea.

I think it would move in that wobbly swaying fashion of a drizzling capriccioso, rather than the steady hovering of a flyfish.

[cowboy-in-training]

[dinomite2]

Made this in the middle of 2:30 am

But seriously though these Mfs are annoying as hell

[kaeirou]

some ideas i had on how i think a multi-agent hero mode could work

[stingrayloveblog]

Asynchronous rondo concept art for us asynchronous rondo enjoyers

[hydrahateblog]

Okay NOW I see the faces

They honestly don't look like faces to me in its on-game model NGL

[righteousrailsstationhateblog]

On-game

[hydrahateblog]

Blake get off the blog using my octosona