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call me hydra. he/him. 19. mdni and that- i will block your ass if you dont pass the vibe check.

[hydrashoarding]

i guess maybe i should make at least this?

call me hydra if you wanna call me something, i use he/him, and im 19. taken and not looking for anything else. this is just the gay yearning and hornyposting im too embarassed to put on my actual main tbh

mdni but yknow i block pretty liberally

i don't particularly care for sex involving myself, but boy do i have a lot of horny thoughts about my ocs- tag with my ocs, but not their actual names, is "hydra's ocs".

[drowzymutt]

Sub tops.. save me sub tops...

[drowzymutt]

Sub tops that get all twitchy and hard at the mere thought of being inside u.. sub tops that moan and whine more than you while fucking you.. sub tops that just can't stop rutting their hips against yours.. sub tops wearing collars...

[in-fire-and-of-frame]

have been thinking abt thighs a lot lately. bare thighs, thighs in fishnets, thighs in baggy shorts with gaps of space between the fabric and the skin, thighs sheathed in denim, thighs peeking out when they twirl, skirt lifting away from flesh for a moment or two, hands on thighs, mouths on thighs, petting grabbing licking biting, grinding on thighs, riding thighs, cunt pressed to thigh through three layers of clothing

[gayboyposting]

spring is here you know what that means

find a bunny boy and knock him up!

breeding season is hard and he's probably harder. he won't be able to think very much but I promise he'll appreciate you taking care of him like that!

[the-bisexual-bitch]

NEED someone to eat me out rn. Like, so fucking bad. Need to be rolling my hips up into someone's mouth with my fingers in their hair. Need them to ask if they're doing a good job and for them to whimper when I praise them. Need them to not be able to stop thinking about how I taste. Fuckkkk

[hemipenal-system]

birdlikes your dragon. get more bird IMMEDIATELY

[hemipenal-system]

dragons that eye pin you when you do something interesting

dragons with sharp beaks to shear through flesh and tough plant life and some variety of weirdass bird tongue (there are so many birds with weird fucking tongues)

dragons fastidiously preening themselves. if you sit down next to them while they're doing it they'll lean over and do you too

feathered dragon. very bright plumage dragon

dragons that don't mount you, they just jump up on your back and line their tails up and start flapping their wings like a freak

dragons that swallow gastroliths to help with digestion

[creature-cunt]

dragons who bellow out complex song to attract mates!

dragons who spread their plumage to show it off

dragon mounts who rely on their riders to break their pin feathers while molting

DRAGONS WITH FEATHERS BATHING IN A BIG PUDDLE OR LAKE AND SPLASHING WATER EVERYWHERE

[chokeonyoursorrow]

it’s actually embarrassing how much kissing turns me on, the needy grabbing, soft moans in each others mouths, when you just can’t get enough of each other😩😩

[yaknowlikenyah]

Are YOU a trans doggy? Ever feel like it didn't quite fit ya? Want to find something else?

Be a cat!!!

Cats:

Are cute as can be

Are horny and loud about it

Love to stim on their owners and other cats

Establish strong boundaries

Purr and make adorable sounds when grabbed

Fuck around for the fun of it

Are often brats or tsunderes

Tend to have just one person they're attached to

Care about their appearances

Grab the back of another cat's neck in their teeth to make them submit before mating

Bite!!!!

Use people as scratching posts

Aren't afraid to be dominant

Tease stupid mutts into fucking them silly

And so much more!!!

Become a Cat Today!!!!!

[yaknowlikenyah]

More pawpaganda!

Cat Doms!!!

Cat doms that:

Toy with your emotions and body

Sink their claws into your skin

Massage as a form of aftercare

Take their time to analyze and learn your body

Leave you begging for their approval

Don't feel a need to rush things

Love giving head (crazy tongue game)

Will order you around without hesitation because they know they own you

Will lay on top of you to pin you down

Are cruel and sadistic

Hunt you down and make you think for just a moment that you have a chance

Cat doms!!!

[xxcyb3r-attackxx]

Bratty cat boy who grumbles and turns away at compliments while actively laying in your lap demanding pets, clearly loving the praise

[knightservantprince]

prince who can’t keep quiet while pleasuring himself x knight who hears what he assumes to be sounds of pain coming from his prince’s chambers

[kaynineknight]

The prince said "thank you, brave knight" so obviously we’re married now.

[batteredboywife]

need to walk in on my knight jerking off with my token of favour. handkerchief wrapped around his dick, wet spot visible through the fabric, hand in his mouth to keep from yelping at the feeling. knights when they are obsessed w me and totallyyy pathetic about it.

[the-forcemascinator]

me: yeah i'll finish off this ale, what's the worst that could happen?

me, 10 minutes later with a quill and ink: "Dear Your Royal Highness, I think about my knighting ceremony every day because I miss being on my knees in front of you while dedicating myself to your service. Please do it again. XOXO, your most obedient servant and goodest boy"

[chainmaiden-deactivated20260205]

A Royal doesn't need a horse or a throne when there is perfectly strong Knights to ride with perfectly comfy laps to sit on

[yoursweetcorpse]

being your guard dog. instinctively pulling you closer to me when we're out in public. side-eyeing people who try to approach you. only knowing your scent. sinking my teeth into you and growling when you finally let me fuck you into the mattress. soooo many thoughts.

[kaynineknight]

The prince complimented my shield. Should I forge him one? Should I forge him ten? Should I forge him a ring and propose?

[ounce-of-snow]

my dream is to ride his thigh while he tells me about his interests. he starts quizzing me, and every wrong answer is an orgasm i don't get to have