mom watches mando, pt 1/?
mom: (skeptical but unimpressed) is that a yoda species
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mom watches mando, pt 1/?
mom: (skeptical but unimpressed) is that a yoda species
name that produce
mom: can i take your carrots out of the bag
me: what carrots?
mom: your CARROTS
me: i know you said carrots, i don't have carrots
mom: your WHITE CARROTS
me: ohHHh those are parsnips
the front street boys are my fave band tbh
dad: -starts playing I Want It That Way-
me: lol I didn’t know you liked this
dad: I listen to you guys
mom: is this... street boys?
it's a killer vegetable
mom: do you like orca?
me: uh...... sure
mom: don't just say sure, do you like it or not
me: what?
mom: do you like eating it
me: WHAT? no i have never had ORCA, do people eat killer whales???
mom: not a killer whale, a vegetable
me: ....okra?
mom: not okra, oRCA
me: orca is a killer whale. okra is a vegetable
mom: fine ok then, okra
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
The first time I truly understood this scene I was filled with a terrifying understanding.
It fills you with wonder
the most dangerous flower
sister: oh this is a real flower, that's nice
sister: i can't remember what kind it is though
mom: i think it's an... ISIS?
sister: ?!??
me: ?!??!?!!!
...
mom: or... iris?
chris evans alphabet | h | hand gestures
So according to an interview with Neil Gaiman in the back of Good Omens, before Terry Pratchett became a full time writer he wrote at least 400 words a day.
I’ve been trying it out for a couple weeks now and let me tell you 400 words is a totally awesome goal. It is very approachable and not intimidating, often leads to more than 400 words cause well now I have to finish this scene.
Seriously I probably would have written nothing in the last couple weeks, instead I’ve written 1000′s of words.
10/10 would recommend.
Terry would be proud.
spoiler free sw discussion with mom
me: you know that ginger imperial officer
mom: what? what ginger
me: there's only one ginger
mom: i don't know who you're talking about
me: it's that kid from about time, you keep telling me to watch it
mom: i don't remember
-mom starts googling-
mom: i don't see anyone named ginger
me: what? no, ginger, like a redhead, ginger means redhead, you know ginger means redhead
mom: 🙅
me rn
what a neat loaf of bread
i cant believe this
BUNN IN A BUNN BED
BB-8 in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Fun fact: Bill Hader and Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) are credited as BB-8 Vocal Consultants for this film (x) (x)
Natalie Dormer at a photocall during the 26th British Film Festival in Dinard (October 2, 2015)
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i realize i never post here but dem TFA feels be real mang so URL CHANGE!
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