[hydrojinn]

remade over to @eonars gogogogogo

[hydrojinn]

remade over to @eonars gogogogogo

[hydrojinn]

remade over to @eonars gogogogogo

[nek-ros]

[nastassyafilippovna]

teenager on medieval phone (lying): I can’t come to the funeral of your 16th sister to die in childbirth, winifred. mom put me in the. uh. I’m in the gallows. for the weekend. yeah it sucks. bye.

[hydrojinn]

stopped crying about losing all my things long enough to buck up and order a new aura noir shirt bc i lost both my former aura noir shirts that had deliciously good memories associated with them

[hydrojinn]

havent put this to the test yet but im willing to bet multiple years of using a mmo mouse has made me into a formidable enemy in a thumb war 

[sioltach]

looking at paleoanthropology art of this girl on pinterest and someone added their sonic oc rendition of them in the comments 

humanity at its peak. you just know the little girl would’ve LOVED this 

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[passion-of-l0vers]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[nflstreet]

[artistaspiring]

[hydrojinn]

Wish I could go back in time and inform my preteen self that by age 27 we'd be proudly flaunting an arm full of tattoos, sizable music related street cred, and a pregnancy scare. She'd lose her mind.

[hydrojinn]

Thots on current tattoo trends

Ok I'm about to be a hater if any of you have one of these on you rn keep scrolling

If you have a porn/kink tattoo ESPECIALLY one thats particularly graphic or explicit DOUBLE ESPECIALLY as a man I think you should just do us all a favor and toaster bath asap. This trend of mid 90s/early 2000s style tribal/butterfly/barbed wire work is gonna backfire stupendously on people who got them. Every single watercolor tattoo without question looks like shit and is gonna age like shit. All of those microneedle realistic portraits the size of a quarter are gonna be blobs in a couple years bc people don't understand the biological mechanics involved in tattooing. Neotrad stuff especially with the big cartoony proportions makes me wanna puke. Full color hyperrealistic roses with no outlines look weird and rashy. We're about to have an epidemic of formerly reckless 18 year olds with tiktok friendly face tattoos experiencing serious regretti spaghetti. I can't take anyone with a fat blown out semicolon tattooed anywhere (but especially the wrist) seriously. I know the significance of it. I think the whole thing is dumb and tacky.

[lovphobia]

can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

[hydrojinn]

love how the way i found out there was apparently a sizable group of russian expats living in tabriz in the early 1900s was by finding out one of them was my greatx2 grandfather

[hydrojinn]

it's so funny that i can flex that i have one degree of separation between me and gylve fenriz nagell and it's even funnier that it's in the context of academics with 0 music involved

[hydrojinn]

alone time in the car is sacred not bc it's the only time i ever get to be truly alone which i fundamentally need to function but also bc i can find out important things like how i can do a convincing impression of the vocalist of incendiary and the implications that holds